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re: Fat and loving this weather thread

Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:10 am to
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:10 am to
You're short and fat. A troll hiding out in his rape cave pretending to be a human.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53021 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:10 am to
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Can you believe Placeboh is actually trying to pass himself off as skinny with those layers of fat surrounding his ankles... wow

If the skinny people find out he's an impostor they might spray him with mace or kick him in the nuts
Posted by terd ferguson
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108758 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:12 am to
He sure does struggle with acceptance...
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:14 am to
You need to calm down.
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:16 am to
I will race you in the 40 and the sonic of your choosing.
Posted by el Gaucho
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53021 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:18 am to
Do they make spandex in cankle size?

Posted by terd ferguson
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108758 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:20 am to
Simmer down, fatass.
Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:21 am to
Do your insulin needles need to be extra long to penetrate that hide?
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13305 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:22 am to
They recommend that you sleep naked and in cold temperatures because it forces the body to work harder to warm up, thus burning calories. This must be why the fatties love it so much.
Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:24 am to
Fatties be incubating
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9316 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:49 am to
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I see all the skinny people in their north faces still shivering because they don't have a good natural coat. I can go out in a T shirt and gym shorts and when people ask when I'm cold and I just say "nah".


You would trade anything to be lean and ripped for just one month. I wish you could walk around and feel good about yourself and have girls do double takes and hit on you in random places, like the dry cleaners or in grocery stores. frick that.

I lost 80 pounds about 5 years ago and the difference is amazing. I feel like I'm 21. I sleep better, eat cleaner and my energy levels are sustainable for 18 hours straight.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:02 am to
I googled it for you. They make a kind of spanx for people like you

They're called canx
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:02 am to
this thread
Posted by When in Rome
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:03 am to
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:05 am to
quote:

You would trade anything to be lean and ripped for just one month. I wish you could walk around and feel good about yourself and have girls do double takes and hit on you in random places, like the dry cleaners or in grocery stores. frick that.

You mean like now? They see my girth and know I'm a man that can provide
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:08 am to
I bet you got a untuckit
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:11 am to
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I'm not fat and I hate hot weather. I love this time of year except for the time change.


I have never met a single person who likes it getting dark at 4:30.
Posted by icegator337
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:13 am to
well you're a miserable frick
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:39 am to
Girth is a sign of obulence
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:54 am to
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