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re: "it was on sale"

Posted on 7/28/17 at 6:49 pm to
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 6:49 pm to
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This just happened today for the first time, so I feel like i can nip it in the bud here.


Take that thought, put it in a folder and file it under "Wishful Thinking"
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4700 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 6:50 pm to
I'm not married. However, the phrase, "Your mom came home with a whole bunch of crap." is a staple of my father to this day.
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
16444 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 6:51 pm to
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How did y'all curb this?

I didn't do this:
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got married
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 6:53 pm to
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Tell me, ot... How did y'all curb this? I don't want the inside of my house to look like a bed bath and beyond, thanks
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shotcaller1
If you were really a shotcaller, motherfricker, you wouldn't be asking this question, would you?
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27203 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 6:58 pm to
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This just happened today for the first time, so I feel like i can nip it in the bud here


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shotcaller1


Trust me, you're not the shot caller anymore. You probably never were.
Posted by deeprig9
2023/24 B2B GSB Riboff Champ
Member since Sep 2012
66412 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:01 pm to
Find a boat on sale.
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25608 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:03 pm to
You got a lot to learn baw
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47850 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:03 pm to
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it was on sale


Your neck was just begging to be squeezed.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13782 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:04 pm to
Tell her you all are going to go broke with all that damn money she thinks she's saving by sales.

Either that or come home with some awesome gun/ golf clubs or fishing gear that you all cannot afford and mention that it was on sale.

I am pretty easy going with spending, but it can get out of hand quickly. Have known some that ended up hiding that stuff from their spouse and ended up with massive CC debt snd having to file for bankruptcy.
Posted by Jax-Tiger
Port Saint Lucie, FL
Member since Jan 2005
25152 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:06 pm to
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my wife comes home with a bunch of shite. "it was on sale" she says.


Just be thankful for all the money she saved.

One approach that has been known to work is that every time she buys a bunch of stuff, go out and find a good deal on a 75" TV (or some other toy) and get it. Just tell her that you're evening things out a little. She'll figure it out...

ETA: You'll still end up divorced, but at least you'll end up with a bunch of cool toys and you won't have any money in the bank to quibble over.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
36038 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:07 pm to
Women don't understand that a sale doesn't mean you're saving money.

The only way you save money is by not spending it.
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:10 pm to
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I recently got married


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my wife comes home with a bunch of shite. "it was on sale" she says


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I feel like i can nip it in the bud here.



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my house


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Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
23203 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:11 pm to
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nip it in the bud here.


Spoken like a true rookie. Your house is gonna look like what she wants because it is hers not yours.
This post was edited on 7/28/17 at 7:15 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:13 pm to
This post just screams of a setup for everyone to laugh at

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This just happened today for the first time, so I feel like i can nip it in the bud here.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38595 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:13 pm to
You chose the wrong woman
Posted by BeauxNArreaux
Tennessee
Member since Jun 2016
764 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:15 pm to
She said it was 30% off. I said, no it was 70% on. You just got screwed and left happy about it.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
13776 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:16 pm to
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I recently got married, and today my wife comes home with a bunch of shite. "it was on sale" she says.

This just happened today for the first time, so I feel like i can nip it in the bud here.

Tell me, ot... How did y'all curb this? I don't want the inside of my house to look like a bed bath and beyond, thanks

frick her in the arse, unexpectedly. Come back here and let us know how it went.
Posted by ljhog
Lake Jackson, Tx.
Member since Apr 2009
19264 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:26 pm to
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I recently got married

Without pics it's hard to make the call on this. But, remember you volunteered for it.
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a bunch of shite

I'm sure in time you will come to realize these items or variations of are necessary for a good quality of life.
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I feel like i can nip it in the bud

You "nip it" and she'll zip it. Catch my drift.
Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
3841 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:28 pm to
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Tell me, ot... How did y'all curb this? I don't want the inside of my house to look like a bed bath and beyond, thanks




You'll be divorced within a few years and she'll be fricking: your dad, your brother, your friends, or some other men in "her house" and "you'll be paying for it (literally)".

All while the time, you'll be looking for on-sale furniture at K-Mart to deck out your glorified rat hole/man-cave in a shitty part of town.
This post was edited on 7/28/17 at 7:30 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67648 posts
Posted on 7/28/17 at 7:29 pm to
te her she can't buy anything else on sale...you're the shot caller
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