If you had to: Port Arthur, Port Barre, or Port Allen for a year

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If you had to: Port Arthur, Port Barre, or Port Allen for a year

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Live in Pontchatoula and commute

Self induce coma.

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Port Allen

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When you say Port Allen, are you talking about the area south of the intracoastal or north of it? No transportation as in you will not have your own vehicle, but you could still use a taxi or uber?

If you don't have the option for suicide, just try swimming across the mississippi river to baton rouge.. It wouldn't be suicide, you would probably end up drowning before making it across.

Port O' Call

Or

Port Royal

Port Allen

That's an easy choice

Any port is good enough in a storm.

Port Barre. Bourque's jalapeño sausage cheese bread everyday for a year.

All three of those are places that you drive through and think, "my God, someone actually lives here."

Draw out of a hat and become a heroine addict

Port Arthur in Tasmania would be my choice.