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Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:05 am to OysterPoBoy
I usually get stopped by her whenever that joke is coming.
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:05 am to DavidTheGnome
What about anal cream pies?
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:07 am to DavidTheGnome
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creampie her
where are you creampie'ing her David? an assault on their daughter's a-hole or face isn't the same as
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you are trying for a baby
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:12 am to DavidTheGnome
"we're trying for a baby" = i'm nutting in your daughter a lot
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:13 am to Evil Little Thing
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I've never understood this distinction. There's like an 85% chance of conceiving within a year if a couple doesn't use BC. That is trying to get pregnant.
You do realize that there are only certain times of the month that a chick can actually get pregnant. That is what he means by "timing it right".
It isn't all "yay let's just have sex all the time now"
Realistically it involves a woman tracking her cycle methodically and making sure they have sex on "prime" days.
And when you have been trying for over a year or longer.....it can feel like a task at times for the guy. The woman has basically made sex a chore....and men don't like chores.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:15 am to lsunurse
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It isn't all "yay let's just have sex all the time now"
It was in my household
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Realistically it involves a woman tracking her cycle methodically and making sure they have sex on "prime" days.
If you do it every day, you catch the good ones.
ETA: Your post is correct though
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:18 am to lsunurse
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ou do realize that there are only certain times of the month that a chick can actually get pregnant. That is what he means by "timing it right".
OOOOHHH Nursie tell the boys about the 'sticky finger' test for ovulation!!!!
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AHHH frick IT. I'll post it!!!!
Pussy Juice sticky finger test.
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After your period, you will probably notice a few days of dryness, followed by increasing wetness until your cervical mucus has a stretchy, slippery quality. This is the time, just before ovulation, when intercourse is most likely to lead to conception.
YALL ARE WELCOME.
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:18 am to DavidTheGnome
Well I think I've had enough Internet for today
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:19 am to LNCHBOX
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Your post is correct though
AND unnecessarily condescending. As an adult female that has been married, I am sure ELT knows these things...
another example of your trying to get along with the other girls, Nurse?
on topic...sex is gross.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:20 am to LCA131
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on topic...sex is gross.
YOU TAKE IT BACK!
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:21 am to LCA131
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on topic...sex is gross.
Well yeah, if you're involved, absolutely.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:21 am to DavidTheGnome
When my girlfriend thinks the sex is over:
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:22 am to DavidTheGnome
I really wish I got to try for months like some. My wife gets off the pill and is knocked up the next day.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:23 am to lsunurse
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You do realize that there are only certain times of the month that a chick can actually get pregnant. That is what he means by "timing it right". It isn't all "yay let's just have sex all the time now" Realistically it involves a woman tracking her cycle methodically and making sure they have sex on "prime" days. And when you have been trying for over a year or longer.....it can feel like a task at times for the guy. The woman has basically made sex a chore....and men don't like chores.
Yes, I am aware of how fertility works.
I can walk across the interstate during rush hour traffic and hope I don't get hit, or I can deliberately jump in front of a car. The outcome in both scenarios is that I am likely to get hit.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:24 am to mikelbr
Yeah I just stuck to those ovulation kits. May be more expensive....but doesn't involve sticky fingers.
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:25 am to yellowfin
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My wife gets off the pill and is knocked up the next day.
Hell, you don't even have to be in town...
Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:26 am to lsunurse
Sex = chore does not compute .
Beyond Cabin Fever type scenarios and even then I 'll think twice.
Beyond Cabin Fever type scenarios and even then I 'll think twice.
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:27 am to yellowfin
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really wish I got to try for months like some. My wife gets off the pill and is knocked up the next day.
Consider yourself and your wife really blessed then
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