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re: I hate jokes about German sausages
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:09 pm to TigerstuckinMS
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:09 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:13 pm to hendersonshands
A duck buys some chapstick. Cashier asks cash or credit.The duck says put it on my bill.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:17 pm to PsychTiger
I'm not a "medical" guy per se, but I know what you mean, if you know what I mean. ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconPimp.gif)
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Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:24 pm to hendersonshands
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I wanna hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
I wanna hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:26 pm to hendersonshands
quote:
I'm just trying to lighten the mood. I just heard about the cheese factory explosion in France. Real sad, there was nothing left but da brie.
I heard that afterwards the foreman jumped in the river. He was declared to be in Seine.
This post was edited on 2/7/17 at 6:27 pm
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:27 pm to S
Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
Because they have their own scales.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:28 pm to Bmath
Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
Because it's pointless.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:30 pm to hendersonshands
Blazing Saddles: "it's twuuuu, it's twuuuu". On seeing the sheriff's sausage.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:33 pm to PsychTiger
Where do sheep get their haircut?
At the bah bah shop.
At the bah bah shop.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:14 pm to hawgfaninc
The final score of the American-Ethiopian soccer game? America 8 - Ethiopia didn't
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:24 pm to hendersonshands
I have to admit that I laughed A LOT at this foolishness. ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
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Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:40 pm to ChenierauTigre
What do you call an Ethiopian with a sesame seed bun on his head? A quarter pounder.
How do you kill 100 flies? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.
How do you kill 100 flies? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 8:09 pm to PsychTiger
I need to check out Carl's memes
Posted on 2/7/17 at 8:11 pm to Martini
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Martini
Like the Jivaro Indians told their enemies, you should have stopped when you were a head.
This post was edited on 2/7/17 at 8:15 pm
Posted on 2/7/17 at 8:18 pm to hendersonshands
True story ...
A plumber was supposed to come fix my toilet this afternoon, but he couldn't make it because he got backed up.
A plumber was supposed to come fix my toilet this afternoon, but he couldn't make it because he got backed up.
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