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re: I hate jokes about German sausages

Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99663 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:12 pm to
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:13 pm to
A duck buys some chapstick. Cashier asks cash or credit.The duck says put it on my bill.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37422 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:17 pm to
I'm not a "medical" guy per se, but I know what you mean, if you know what I mean.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
156245 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:24 pm to
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?


I wanna hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18692 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

I'm just trying to lighten the mood. I just heard about the cheese factory explosion in France. Real sad, there was nothing left but da brie.


I heard that afterwards the foreman jumped in the river. He was declared to be in Seine.
This post was edited on 2/7/17 at 6:27 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99663 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:27 pm to
Why are fish so easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99663 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:28 pm to
Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

Because it's pointless.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
19480 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:30 pm to
Blazing Saddles: "it's twuuuu, it's twuuuu". On seeing the sheriff's sausage.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18692 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:33 pm to
Where do sheep get their haircut?

At the bah bah shop.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46528 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:05 pm to
fantastic thread
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48887 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:14 pm to
The final score of the American-Ethiopian soccer game? America 8 - Ethiopia didn't

Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34552 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:24 pm to
I have to admit that I laughed A LOT at this foolishness.
Posted by dirtytigers
225
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:33 pm to
yes these were great
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48887 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:40 pm to
What do you call an Ethiopian with a sesame seed bun on his head? A quarter pounder.

How do you kill 100 flies? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43478 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
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Posted on 2/7/17 at 8:06 pm to
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82099 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 8:09 pm to
I need to check out Carl's memes
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99663 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Martini


Like the Jivaro Indians told their enemies, you should have stopped when you were a head.
This post was edited on 2/7/17 at 8:15 pm
Posted by DrewTheEngineer
Baton Rouge (Oak Hills)
Member since Jun 2006
1002 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 8:18 pm to
True story ...

A plumber was supposed to come fix my toilet this afternoon, but he couldn't make it because he got backed up.
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