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re: I hate jokes about German sausages

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Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:44 pm to
On a more uplifting note, I recently heard that the guy who invented the knock knock joke was awarded the no-bell prize.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20321 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:45 pm to
I was going to tell a chemistry joke, but Na
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99292 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:45 pm to
You thing the cheese factory explosion was tragic, but did you know that Challenger astronaut Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

It's true. They found her Head and Shoulders on the beach.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160105 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:46 pm to
My family staged an intervention for me yesterday. They accused me of being addicted to brake fluid but I assured them that I can stop whenever I want.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59605 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:47 pm to
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:47 pm to
Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar, followed by BATMAN!!!!!
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:47 pm to
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160105 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:48 pm to
When I'm sad I like to think about my wedding. It was so beautiful, man. I mean, even the cake was in tiers.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47670 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:48 pm to
Rick Astley will let you have any movie from his Pixar collection except one.

He's never gonna give you UP.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48861 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:48 pm to
[quote They accused me of being addicted to brake fluid but I assured them that I can stop whenever I want.[/quote]

The nuns told me I would go blind if I kept jacking off. I told them I would stop when I needed glasses.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47670 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:50 pm to
A man walked in to a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo was a dog.

It was a Shitzu.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

A man walked in to a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo was a dog.

It was a Shitzu.


This one is clever.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6048 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:53 pm to
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14820 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:58 pm to
I have a problem with taking my clothes off and running around in public... I drink Windex to keep me from streaking
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99292 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:59 pm to
Two tigers walk into a bar, a mellow tiger and an anxious tiger. They are greated by the bartender, a blonde bimbo who just won't shut up.

After a couple beers the incessant babbling by the bartender gets to be too much for the anxious tiger, who leaps over the bar and kills the bartender.

Leaving the bar, the anxious tiger says to his friend, "I'm not feeling that well, perhaps I shouldn't have had that second beer."

The mellow tiger responds, "Nah, it was probably that bar bitch you ate."



You medical guys will get it.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59605 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:01 pm to
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20087 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:01 pm to
Herr Kleinpeter......
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:02 pm to
I was trying to talk to my pony the other day but I couldn't understand him.

He was a little horse
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18812 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

When I'm sad I like to think about my wedding


last wedding i went to i got kicked out. my friend's husband gave me his glass and told me to punch him, i probably shouldn't have hit him in the face.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:07 pm to
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