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re: I hate jokes about German sausages
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:44 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:44 pm to Green Chili Tiger
On a more uplifting note, I recently heard that the guy who invented the knock knock joke was awarded the no-bell prize.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:45 pm to hendersonshands
I was going to tell a chemistry joke, but Na
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:45 pm to hendersonshands
You thing the cheese factory explosion was tragic, but did you know that Challenger astronaut Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
It's true. They found her Head and Shoulders on the beach.
It's true. They found her Head and Shoulders on the beach.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:46 pm to blueridgeTiger
My family staged an intervention for me yesterday. They accused me of being addicted to brake fluid but I assured them that I can stop whenever I want.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:47 pm to blueridgeTiger
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:47 pm to blueridgeTiger
Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar, followed by BATMAN!!!!!
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:48 pm to Cdawg
When I'm sad I like to think about my wedding. It was so beautiful, man. I mean, even the cake was in tiers.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:48 pm to hendersonshands
Rick Astley will let you have any movie from his Pixar collection except one.
He's never gonna give you UP.
He's never gonna give you UP.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:48 pm to hendersonshands
[quote They accused me of being addicted to brake fluid but I assured them that I can stop whenever I want.[/quote]
The nuns told me I would go blind if I kept jacking off. I told them I would stop when I needed glasses.
The nuns told me I would go blind if I kept jacking off. I told them I would stop when I needed glasses.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:50 pm to Martini
A man walked in to a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo was a dog.
It was a Shitzu.
It was a Shitzu.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:53 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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A man walked in to a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo was a dog.
It was a Shitzu.
This one is clever.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:58 pm to hendersonshands
I have a problem with taking my clothes off and running around in public... I drink Windex to keep me from streaking
Posted on 2/7/17 at 5:59 pm to hendersonshands
Two tigers walk into a bar, a mellow tiger and an anxious tiger. They are greated by the bartender, a blonde bimbo who just won't shut up.
After a couple beers the incessant babbling by the bartender gets to be too much for the anxious tiger, who leaps over the bar and kills the bartender.
Leaving the bar, the anxious tiger says to his friend, "I'm not feeling that well, perhaps I shouldn't have had that second beer."
The mellow tiger responds, "Nah, it was probably that bar bitch you ate."
You medical guys will get it.
After a couple beers the incessant babbling by the bartender gets to be too much for the anxious tiger, who leaps over the bar and kills the bartender.
Leaving the bar, the anxious tiger says to his friend, "I'm not feeling that well, perhaps I shouldn't have had that second beer."
The mellow tiger responds, "Nah, it was probably that bar bitch you ate."
You medical guys will get it.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:01 pm to hendersonshands
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:01 pm to hendersonshands
Herr Kleinpeter......
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:02 pm to PsychTiger
I was trying to talk to my pony the other day but I couldn't understand him.
He was a little horse
He was a little horse
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:05 pm to hendersonshands
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When I'm sad I like to think about my wedding
last wedding i went to i got kicked out. my friend's husband gave me his glass and told me to punch him, i probably shouldn't have hit him in the face.
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