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Why do fat people get to board plane first?
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:37 pm
Why do we reward disgusting lifestyle choices?
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:38 pm to Cosmo
to do their load balancing shite to make sure the plane doesn't roll over?
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:39 pm to Cosmo
quote:
Why do fat people get to board plane first?
Because I pay for business or first class.
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:40 pm to Cosmo
Do they actually say "Okay. All fat people please stand and come aboard!"
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:40 pm to stout
i laughed
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:42 pm to Cosmo
Flight is the enemy of gravity, just like fat people. Trust me, you want them on your side.
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:44 pm to Cosmo
The worst part is that these same people get in the front of the plane and take their fat arse time getting off.
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:45 pm to Cosmo
They are idiots. I try to be the last person on, frick sitfing on a plane any longer than I absolutey have to
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:45 pm to Cosmo
Because they're courageous for eating 20,000 calories a day. So beautiful.
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:09 pm to upgrayedd
Theres pre boarding, then priority, then group numbers.
Im guessing fatties get on preboarding? Im guessing they are in wheelchairs?
Im guessing fatties get on preboarding? Im guessing they are in wheelchairs?
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:11 pm to upgrayedd
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:17 pm to Cosmo
Because of the four Fs couyon!
Fatties First For Flights
Fatties First For Flights
This post was edited on 1/6/17 at 6:18 pm
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:20 pm to Cosmo
where does this happen? I've never been on a flight where the boarded fatties first, unless they're in a wheelchair.
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:34 pm to MLCLyons
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unless they're in a wheelchair.
I'm sure he's talking about the fatties that need the scooters.
I haven't seen it that much. It's not like what you would see in a walmart with the fatties riding them bitches all the time.
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:53 pm to stout
quote:
Because I pay for business or first class.
So you're fat?
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:57 pm to Ed Osteen
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They are idiots. I try to be the last person on,
No, frick sitting in a center seat.
Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:03 pm to Cosmo
Why don't they board window seats first then middles then aisles? Seems like alot less trouble for everyone.
Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:07 pm to Cosmo
Because feelings 
Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:14 pm to holmesbr
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Why don't they board window seats first then middles then aisles? Seems like alot less trouble for everyone.
Potential drawback would be the lack of overhead space left for isle passengers.
Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:17 pm to Mitcher8
I was flying out of Jacksonville two years ago and there were over 25 people in wheelchairs waiting to board my flight to Baltimore. Only a couple were handicapped, the rest were overweight and boarded before second group. I have never seen this before...
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