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Do you think Mr. Miyagi could've won the Kumite?
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:16 pm
Or would he have made it past day 1 or to 2?
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Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:18 pm to SEClint
he would have made it further than the fat white guy
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:18 pm to SEClint
He wouldn't win a single fight.
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:23 pm to SEClint
Miyagi knew - apparently by what he taught - basic yet totally illogical and fake Karate.
So - despite his claims of potentially fighting to the death in Okinowa...and jump out of the way side kick to the belly and waxing on/waxing off...isn't going to hurt anyone or kill anyone...except keep pools from being cleaned.
Cobra Kai guy had a much better chance of doing something.
So - despite his claims of potentially fighting to the death in Okinowa...and jump out of the way side kick to the belly and waxing on/waxing off...isn't going to hurt anyone or kill anyone...except keep pools from being cleaned.
Cobra Kai guy had a much better chance of doing something.
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:23 pm to SEClint
that karate kid tourney is like a little league weekend recreation tournament.
kumite is like the NFL but u die if u face bolo.
kumite is like the NFL but u die if u face bolo.
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:27 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
quote:
despite his claims of potentially fighting to the death in Okinowa.
Miyagi ran from Sato like a bitch. Chong Li wouldn't break a sweat stomping his arse.
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:32 pm to SEClint
the monkey would have done him in
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:36 pm to Brosef Stalin
quote:
Miyagi ran from Sato like a bitch. Chong Li wouldn't break a sweat stomping his arse.
Had he stayed and fought, had he won..he would have had time with a woman he loved, his father, probably could have been a success instead of Sato. Etc.
But yeah, I dont think he would have made it past day 1. Or even participated.
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:37 pm to Brosef Stalin
You're talking an awful lot of shite. I'd like to see how much shite you could talk after taking a crane kick to the mouf.
This post was edited on 1/4/17 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:41 pm to SEClint
quote:
Do you think Mr. Miyagi could've won the Kumite? by SEClint
No.
But Ric Flair would
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:44 pm to SEClint
Who's he beating?
Chong Li
Jackson
Dux
Monkey Man
Sumo
Paco
All whip Miyagi. Maybe generic blue gi guy or generic yellow gi guy he would have a shot against.
Chong Li
Jackson
Dux
Monkey Man
Sumo
Paco
All whip Miyagi. Maybe generic blue gi guy or generic yellow gi guy he would have a shot against.
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:45 pm to The Egg
FYI
The acto Bolo swam from china to Hong Kong when he was like 16 to escape communism.
The acto Bolo swam from china to Hong Kong when he was like 16 to escape communism.
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:45 pm to Josh Fenderman
quote:
But Ric Flair would
Of course Ric Flair would. nobody is even questioning that. nobody is that stupid.
I would like to see in prime Miyagi on Okinawa. That guy and the beaten down old man we saw probably aren't the same thing. I bet Prime Miyagi could win it.
Posted on 1/4/17 at 2:49 pm to CarRamrod
quote:
The acto Bolo swam from china to Hong Kong when he was like 16 to escape communism.
I believe it.
Posted on 1/4/17 at 3:41 pm to SEClint
Point karate and the kumite are two different things.
I could see young Miyagi beating a guy or two maybe.
Then Jackson would give him a big knee to the face and a 'Yeah!'
I could see young Miyagi beating a guy or two maybe.
Then Jackson would give him a big knee to the face and a 'Yeah!'
Posted on 1/4/17 at 3:47 pm to Broseph Barksdale
quote:
Who's he beating?
Steve Daw
Posted on 1/4/17 at 3:51 pm to SlowFlowPro
Miygai would've been laughed out of a kumite.
Now Dutch? He could've made some noise. Easily the most gifted fighter in the Karate Kid series. He was just too cocky to be truly great.
Now Dutch? He could've made some noise. Easily the most gifted fighter in the Karate Kid series. He was just too cocky to be truly great.
Posted on 1/4/17 at 3:54 pm to SEClint
"OK, USA!"
Posted on 1/4/17 at 3:59 pm to SEClint
Ageist motherfrickers.
How about this old man? You think this guy could have kicked some arse at the faggy Kumite? I do.
How about this old man? You think this guy could have kicked some arse at the faggy Kumite? I do.
Posted on 1/4/17 at 4:25 pm to CocomoLSU
Nah, both Miyagi and even Daniel made short work of Dutch.
He counted on intimidation through his crazy man routine. If nobody bit, that was his arse.
He counted on intimidation through his crazy man routine. If nobody bit, that was his arse.
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