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re: What is the funniest thing you've witnessed on a golf course?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:40 am to MrCoachKlein
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:40 am to MrCoachKlein
Saw a man drive over two 10 foot trees in a golf cart and cut them at there base while at work. He blamed it on the sun in his eyes, it was an overcast day and 8 in the morning.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:40 am to 911Moto
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Played right tehind a guy at Braithwaite who was playing in white shrimp boots. Then watched him knock the fuq out of the ball straight down the middle of the fairway.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:49 am to MrCoachKlein
We had a group behind us hit into us three times on a Saturday morning with the course stacked up and no where to go. Finally my friend that ended up playing college golf pulls his 3 wood and the ball the hit at us back at them... They came bitch to us and he just told them we'll be returning fire from now on.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:49 am to MrCoachKlein
Found a dead rat on the course and put it in the hole, posing it so the head was peering out. Waited in the bushes and watched our friends in the foursome behind us come up on it. Their reaction was priceless.
I once got under a tee shot that went about 50 feet in the air and about 15 yards. I ran down and caught it on the fly.
I once got under a tee shot that went about 50 feet in the air and about 15 yards. I ran down and caught it on the fly.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:51 am to MrCoachKlein
Was playing with some friends and we were on a par 3 that had a pond right before the green. One guy got up and hit a tee shot that didn't get no more than 3 feet off the ground. Low and behold, the ball was headed straight for a goose and hit it right square in the head killing it instantly. He was scared, the rest of us were
Good times
Good times
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:52 am to Warheel
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Waited in the bushes
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What is the most retarded thing you've witnessed on a golf course?
Some idiot and his friends hiding in the bushes
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:55 am to MrCoachKlein
Tie a fake snake to a flag and tuck it in the cup.
when someone grabs the flag and yanks it, the snake will jump out and the person will start to back up, but since the snake is attached to the flag, it will "chase" them. Pretty funny
when someone grabs the flag and yanks it, the snake will jump out and the person will start to back up, but since the snake is attached to the flag, it will "chase" them. Pretty funny
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:55 am to CBandits82
Not funny but here goes:
NTC Orlando (Navy Base) had a golf course that ran along the side of a City of Orlando greenway.
My buddy shanked a shot that went over the base fence, bounced off a tall telephone pole and struck a runner in the back of the head. She immediately fell forward.
We freaked and immediately ran to her. When we got there, she got up, acted like it was totally cool and told us she was OK.
She then restarts her jog with blood still running down the back of her head.
We couldn't believe what we just saw but there was a fence between us and the runner so we couldn't do anything about it.
NTC Orlando (Navy Base) had a golf course that ran along the side of a City of Orlando greenway.
My buddy shanked a shot that went over the base fence, bounced off a tall telephone pole and struck a runner in the back of the head. She immediately fell forward.
We freaked and immediately ran to her. When we got there, she got up, acted like it was totally cool and told us she was OK.
She then restarts her jog with blood still running down the back of her head.
We couldn't believe what we just saw but there was a fence between us and the runner so we couldn't do anything about it.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:56 am to MrCoachKlein
Little brother bet us he could clear the "ditch" on the left side of LSU #14 with a running start. He splashed hard
Another friend who drinks more than he plays put a dead squirrel on top of someone's golf bag. It fell down into the bag and he was shaking the bag for a while to get it out bc it was stuck in between the club dividers. I would've killed him. You don't mess with another man's bag
Another friend who drinks more than he plays put a dead squirrel on top of someone's golf bag. It fell down into the bag and he was shaking the bag for a while to get it out bc it was stuck in between the club dividers. I would've killed him. You don't mess with another man's bag
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:57 am to MrCoachKlein
2 big guys were riding in a golf cart at a contractor tournament. Big guy #1 was going as fast as the little electric cart would go.
Big guy #2 was in the passenger seat with a little plate of wings in one hand and a beer in the other. BG#2 was looking down, and semi raised up to adjust himself right as they hit a nice sharp turn.
BG#2 went flying out of the golf cart and into the vicinity of a terrified girl working a food tent. May have lost a bit but didn't drop the beer or wings. Just kinda laid there for a second and then started laughing.
My group had just finished on 18 and got to watch the whole thing
Big guy #2 was in the passenger seat with a little plate of wings in one hand and a beer in the other. BG#2 was looking down, and semi raised up to adjust himself right as they hit a nice sharp turn.
BG#2 went flying out of the golf cart and into the vicinity of a terrified girl working a food tent. May have lost a bit but didn't drop the beer or wings. Just kinda laid there for a second and then started laughing.
My group had just finished on 18 and got to watch the whole thing
Posted on 4/13/16 at 12:01 pm to MrCoachKlein
I put a big pond turtle in Tim Brando’s golf bag when he was teeing off and watched him levitate backwards when he reached inside and felt the turtle move. He blamed it on someone in his foursome from Arkansas.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 12:06 pm to MrCoachKlein
After playing like shite all round a friend hit it in the water off the tee on a par 3. He walked over to the cart and slammed his club down in to the front of the golf cart. The shaft snapped in half and the club head bounced back in to his nuts. It wasn't hard enough to hurt him and he claimed it hit his stomach, but we all know the truth.
He's lucky the broken end of the shaft didn't bounce up and hit him in the face.
He's lucky the broken end of the shaft didn't bounce up and hit him in the face.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 12:09 pm to Mindenfan
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A friend hit a heron right in the head from about 250 yards.
So your friend was carrying 250 in the air? Sounds about right for the OT. What was he using? 5 wood?
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 12:10 pm
Posted on 4/13/16 at 12:09 pm to MrCoachKlein
Three guys from work and I went out to play 9 at a local course after work one day. One of our group, Dan, is not a frequent golfer and isn't horrible but isn't very good either. Despite that, he tends to have a low boiling point and gets frustrated and down on himself a lot. He was also playing with an ancient set of clubs that Bobby Jones might have used at some point and carrying them around in a bag at least as old.
On this particular day we were walking and were on the 9th hole. Dan was already at the end of his rope. He had hit a number of bad shots and after each one, you could hear him muttering under his breath about what a shitty golfer he was, what the hell was he even doing out here, etc. So we all teed off on 9 with Dan going last. He topped his drive and it rolled maybe 75 yards down the fairway and we all started off to our own balls. Dan's shot had not met his expectations and he picked up his bag, slung it over his shoulder and on his way up the fairway slammed the driver down into his relic of a golf bag.
The impact of the club on the bottom of the bag was more than it could take. The bottom of the bag blew out, spilling all of his clubs into the middle of the fairway. The rest of us heard the noise and turned around to witness the yard sale and Dan, red-faced, trying to gather up his clubs. We all just lost it and doubled over laughing. The rest of that hole was hysterical with Dan's useless golf bag on one shoulder and all his clubs gathered up haphazardly in his arms like Steve Martin in The Jerk. Every time he hit another shot (which he did a lot) he'd have to drop all his clubs on the ground and then re-gather them up afterwards. I don't think I ever laughed that much on a golf course.
On this particular day we were walking and were on the 9th hole. Dan was already at the end of his rope. He had hit a number of bad shots and after each one, you could hear him muttering under his breath about what a shitty golfer he was, what the hell was he even doing out here, etc. So we all teed off on 9 with Dan going last. He topped his drive and it rolled maybe 75 yards down the fairway and we all started off to our own balls. Dan's shot had not met his expectations and he picked up his bag, slung it over his shoulder and on his way up the fairway slammed the driver down into his relic of a golf bag.
The impact of the club on the bottom of the bag was more than it could take. The bottom of the bag blew out, spilling all of his clubs into the middle of the fairway. The rest of us heard the noise and turned around to witness the yard sale and Dan, red-faced, trying to gather up his clubs. We all just lost it and doubled over laughing. The rest of that hole was hysterical with Dan's useless golf bag on one shoulder and all his clubs gathered up haphazardly in his arms like Steve Martin in The Jerk. Every time he hit another shot (which he did a lot) he'd have to drop all his clubs on the ground and then re-gather them up afterwards. I don't think I ever laughed that much on a golf course.
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 4/13/16 at 12:13 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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So your friend was carrying 250 in the air?
OMG!!!! 250 in the air! impossible!
Posted on 4/13/16 at 12:15 pm to MountainTiger
how did the clubs fall out the bottom? seems the head would catch first
Posted on 4/13/16 at 12:16 pm to MrCoachKlein
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I did this to a 30lb fox squirrel once, sounded like a b-52 when it hit the ground
30lb fox squirrel huh.
you know an actual fox doesn't even weigh 20lbs right?
I'll chalk it up to an OT idiot, unless you meant to say 3 and not 30.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 12:17 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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how did the clubs fall out the bottom? seems the head would catch first
I don't think the bag had any dividers in it. That's how old it was.
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