re: What is your most embarrassing sports moment?

Had a vicious calf cramp and the trainer rubbed this blue gel stuff that burned like a bitch on my calf.

I must of rubbed my calf or something during the course of the game because after the first of two free throws I wiped the sweat out of my eyes and DEAR GOD MY EYES ARE ON FIRE!!!

Missed the second free throw and tried to hustle back on defense and ran straight in to and over the scorers table and wiped out the lady running the scoreboard.

First time playing golf. Azalea Golf Course in Mobile. My buddy and I went and we hoped it wouldn't be crowded. We get to the first tee and there's a couple guys teeing off and no one behind us.

Before the guys ahead of us finish teeing off, it looked like a damn stampede of golfers coming to play after us. We were going to just let them go ahead, knowing we would be all over the course with bad shots. Greens marshal says 'play in the order you get to the tee'.

My buddy tees off and hits a decent but short drive. I step up(on the range I was crushing it), tee it up and drilled one. I even heard a couple guys comment on how hard I swung. And then it started slicing......


By the time it landed, it was around on the 9th fairway and the guys behind us were cracking up.

High school football coach trying to put his foot in my a$$ while kicking me for playing the wrong technique on a receiver during practice. Everybody had a good laugh. Never got lazy again at practice. That's all I got...

Playing JR high football. Was an 8th grader starting with all 9th graders and I was playing corner. Last play before halftime the opposing team runs the old halfback sweep pass. Sweep to the outside and the running back pulls up to pass. I bit on it thinking run and receiver runs free downfield. Guy catches the pass but the throw was pretty awful. I catch the guy from behind but as I get my hands on his jersey I stumble and somehow end up dislocating my shoulder. Dude scores as the clock expires. I'm laying on the field, my shoulder on fire and not one player from my team comes over to me. They just walked to the locker room cussing me the whole way I'm sure. Got it back in place during the half thanks to the team chaplain. However, I walked into the locker room with some pissed upperclassmen. Kept my starting spot but never fell for that shite again though.


My other was my Junior season in HS varsity football and we were down big to one of the best schools in conference. I played WR on offense and we went into throw mode to try and make it respectable. After running about 12-15 post, fly, and fade patterns in a row I finally caught one for a TD and our fans cheer. I get to the sideline and puke all over the head coaches leg and foot. "God damnit Hog Zealot we have to stand in that shite". No congrats, or nice catch, way to keep playing, just sheer disappointment.

I was a decent player and made all conference a few times, but I remember those two plays like yesterday. Hell my right shoulder still reminds me of the first one pretty often.

didn't hit the cut off man in a high school baseball game one time.

we lost as a direct result.

tried to make a tackle by myself on this big running back from Alma Bryant. Got trucked... I was the only player he had to run over/ make miss and he ran all the way for a TD. But I mean at least he was a good player he ended up playing fullback at Auburn a few years later. Brandon Johnson was his name.

Playing high school baseball. I was batting and the pitcher through a pitch that was way inside. The ball hit my jersey and the ump said take your base. I just stood there ignoring the ump and thinking "bull shite, I don't want to reach base by being hit by a pitch, I want to crank one out of here." So I looked at the ump and said the ball did not hit me. He said ooooook. So I continued the at bat and ended up striking out.

Playing catcher with a full stadium during a pretty big tournament. Blocked a fastball in the dirt that hit me square in the cup with a nice thud and I heard the whole crowd groan. pitcher was throwing mid 90's and pitched in the minors until he blew his arm out. Umpire asked me if I was alright and I just popped up to get the ball like nothing happened. Mid throw back to the pitcher the delayed pain of a nut shot kicked in and the throw didn't make it halfway back to him as I crumbled to the ground. They let me walk it off and go to the dugout to check myself out. My cup was cracked in half

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