re: Most vulgar pick up line you have used that has worked out for you?

I paid a girl 20 bucks to make a scene and slap me in a bar.

"frick you for fricking me! I need it! God damn you!"

I had my pick of the bar whores that night. Her best friend actually took me home. I ended up dating the first girl for about 2 years. Amazing girl.

do you like it regular or in the p$$y

Had a buddy that would always say to girls "do you need a map to my cock?" I don't think it ever worked out for him.

Roses or Daisies? Just want to know what to put on the casket after I murder that pussy.

Are you a haunted house? I feel like I wanna cry every time I cum inside you

What do you say we go back to my place and I'll show you my spicy, peppy, pepperoni?
What do you say we go back to my house and I'll show you my man-sized manicotti?
Why don't you come to my place, I'll show you my beefy bologna?
How would you like my bony macaroni, or my fatty alfredo, or my hard salami? I got em all.

Used to work at the buzz baw. Only place in hammond you couldn't get drinks under 21 unless you worked there, so I worked there

'Let me pickle this dick in yo arse"

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I had a friend in college who said that the line "wanna frick?" Had worked 4/10 times for him. Now I saw some of the girls with whom he was hooking up. They weren't quality. But he operated on a pussy is pussy standard.

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When I was 12 or 13, I had an older guy in my neighborhood tell me to do this every time I met a girl. He said, "If they say 'no' you can quit wasting your time by moving on to the next one."

Must have worked for him some of the time. He ended up at the pea farm on a statutory rape charge.

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I could never say anything to a girl ever

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Is what Walt meant to say

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Either you do or this guy did:

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Correct.