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re: Most vulgar pick up line you have used that has worked out for you?
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:10 pm to Yaboylsu63
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:10 pm to Yaboylsu63
"Oh baby, I want to do you so hard. Sex you with my peen and touch your boobies."
Works all the time.
Works all the time.
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Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:10 pm to Peazey
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But he operated on a pussy is pussy standard.
Congrats on the herpes
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:11 pm to Yaboylsu63
We dared one of my buddies to say, "Take that dress off and let's go frick in the parking lot" to a chick. He did. They had sex, but it was at our apartment after the bar closed
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:13 pm to Peazey
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he operated on a pussy is pussy standard
I thought Nixon ended that in '71
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:15 pm to Hammertime
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We dared one of my buddies to say, "Take that dress off and let's go frick in the parking lot" to a chick. He did. They had sex, but it was at our apartment after the bar closed
I imagine that's one of those end of the night lines where it's either make a move or go to bed
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:15 pm to Yaboylsu63
"Hey there. I've got a big dick and I know how to use it!....just kidding...I don't know how to use it."
Usually got them laughing at least. Worked decent enough years ago.
Usually got them laughing at least. Worked decent enough years ago.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:17 pm to Yaboylsu63
Nah, that was probably around 11 at Fred's. Probably helped that he was 6'4 and looked like a model
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:28 pm to Hammertime
By the way I am a Pervert so in case of an emergency Please give Head...
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:29 pm to Yaboylsu63
"Can I pee in your butt?"
I can't remember the name of the place for the life of me, but at the club/bar in Hammond near SLU where the CheeWeez used to always play a guy walked up to my wife and whispered that into her ear. I had gone to the bar and was just walking back up when he said it. She looked at me and we both lost it laughing. I couldn't even be mad at the guy.
**I remembered the name. The Buzz!
I can't remember the name of the place for the life of me, but at the club/bar in Hammond near SLU where the CheeWeez used to always play a guy walked up to my wife and whispered that into her ear. I had gone to the bar and was just walking back up when he said it. She looked at me and we both lost it laughing. I couldn't even be mad at the guy.
**I remembered the name. The Buzz!
This post was edited on 3/18/16 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:33 pm to Yaboylsu63
Told a girl her arse look really great in the jeans she had on... Worked like a charm because as usual she thought it looked big in them...
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:35 pm to lsunurse
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Telling a woman at a bar "I bet you have a real sweet pussy" is not going to win you their digits fwiw.
I had one tell me "my pussy is like a peach"
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:40 pm to Yaboylsu63
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one of them said he does better off being blunt and ultimately vulgar with the girls he is hitting on.
If you're good looking and she's drunk enough to pretend she won't remember, you can say pretty much whatever you want.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:43 pm to lsunurse
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Telling a woman at a bar "I bet you have a real sweet pussy" is not going to win you their digits fwiw.
So don't try that line.
Dammit.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:43 pm to Yaboylsu63
"What you got up that skirt for me?"
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:44 pm to Topwater Trout
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I had one tell me "my pussy is like a peach"
That's what Mermaid calls her poontang.
But alas I treated it like corn on the cob.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 2:57 pm to Hammertime
How about a three-way baby? You, me and some of this pork.
"Hey baby, you got 5 minutes? Let's go make your parents proud
"Hey baby, you got 5 minutes? Let's go make your parents proud
Posted on 3/18/16 at 3:14 pm to lsunurse
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Telling a woman at a bar "I bet you have a real sweet pussy" is not going to win you their digits fwiw.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 3:17 pm to mikelbr
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That's what Mermaid calls her poontang.
Hot blonde around 45?
If I didn't have a woman with me I was interested in my response would have been "I love eating peaches"...but my actual reply was "it's fuzzy"
I learned women have the best hearing that night. No way in hell my friend should have been able to hear what she said but she did
Posted on 3/18/16 at 3:18 pm to PuntBamaPunt
Ah the pizza and frick line....classic
Posted on 3/18/16 at 3:18 pm to Yaboylsu63
Wanna go in halves on a bastard?
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