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Posted on 3/18/16 at 7:00 pm to Walt OReilly
I wouldn't say them because I don't need to.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 7:23 pm to Yaboylsu63
In college, I went to a Halloween costume party. I saw this cute girl dressed up like a pumpkin. I walked up to her and said "Hi". She replied, "Hi, I'm a pumpkin". I said, "What a coincidence, my name is Peter, Peter."
It went right over her head. She gave me the biggest blank stare. Her even cuter friend started cracking up. Long story short, I wound up hooking up with the friend a few times (always at my apartment) before she told me that she had a boyfriend who she was "pretty much engaged to". He had gotten wind of what was going on and asked her to stop -- apparently he cried like a little girl.
Also, as it turns out, the Pumpkin girl was a virgin-til-marriage type so it all worked out fine.
It went right over her head. She gave me the biggest blank stare. Her even cuter friend started cracking up. Long story short, I wound up hooking up with the friend a few times (always at my apartment) before she told me that she had a boyfriend who she was "pretty much engaged to". He had gotten wind of what was going on and asked her to stop -- apparently he cried like a little girl.
Also, as it turns out, the Pumpkin girl was a virgin-til-marriage type so it all worked out fine.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 7:28 pm to SabiDojo
In college, left the bar and went back to a friends apartment and his girlfriend had a few of her friends follow. I wanted to talk to this cute blonde on the couch, but was too drunk to put together a sentence, so I walked up, whistled and pointed to the bedroom. She got up and went in, I followed, naked wrestling commenced.
Moral,of the story....... Looking good beats sounding stupid.
Moral,of the story....... Looking good beats sounding stupid.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 7:36 pm to Yaboylsu63
Me: Hey Girl. Do you know Jamarcus?
Her: Jamarcus Who?
Me: Jamarcuspot on your face for me to drop this load.
Works every time.
Her: Jamarcus Who?
Me: Jamarcuspot on your face for me to drop this load.
Works every time.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 7:36 pm to Yaboylsu63
Once asked a group of skeezers, who is piping the squad tonight? Surprisingly the ugliest one said she would. I walked away shaking my head, never thought I would get that response (At the Texas Club too).
Posted on 3/18/16 at 8:52 pm to mjax57
My buddy used to ask
"Are you a stripper or a hair dresser?"
"Are you a stripper or a hair dresser?"
Posted on 3/18/16 at 9:00 pm to waiting4saturday
Had a buddy in college one night when we went out. There was this bad arse bitch at the bar shooting down every guy there. One of those that was too hot for her own good. He walked up to her and asked "you ever had your belly button licked?" Of course, she gave the snide "well yeah" answer. To which he promptly replied, "from the inside?"
Yeah he smashed it. And he was an ugly fricker too.
Yeah he smashed it. And he was an ugly fricker too.
Posted on 3/18/16 at 9:11 pm to Yaboylsu63
"There's not a toy on the market as talented and pleasurable as my tongue." Quick and simple. ....and true! Hello ladies!!
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