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re: What's the most absurd ticket you've ever received ?
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:41 pm to markasaurus
Posted on 3/2/16 at 6:41 pm to markasaurus
Noise complaint. I couldn't shove your mom's head into a pillow hard enough.
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Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:07 pm to markasaurus
Cop gave me a ticket for littering. When he handed it to me I tore it up and threw it in my backseat.....he wrote me another for littering.....not a single piece left my car. Even the Judge laughed at that one
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:20 pm to markasaurus
frick the police
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:22 pm to markasaurus
I was arrested for peeing in public and fined and I actually didn't pee in public.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:25 pm to markasaurus
Ran a red light that had been removed six months earlier.
That's right, I got a ticket for a red light that didn't exist.
(was banging a girl the cop wanted to screw)
Ticket dismissed, had to pay $10 court costs.
That's right, I got a ticket for a red light that didn't exist.
(was banging a girl the cop wanted to screw)
Ticket dismissed, had to pay $10 court costs.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:25 pm to markasaurus
Mine was going less than 10 miles over a 45 speed limit. I think it was like 53. But where I was driving, it went from a 55 to a 45 & when I saw the speed limit change, I started slowing down, but it was too late because I was going 53 when they clocked me..
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:31 pm to OweO
That's called a speed trap.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:38 pm to markasaurus
I was the DD one night because I was sick and didn't feel like partying. My buddy had a nice muscle car. Car full of drunk marines leaving the club of an Air Force base and I was lighting up the tires every stop. Got pulled over, passed all tests and got a ticket for "breaking traction".
Never paid that ticket and still have it. Will be the name of my forever boat.
Never paid that ticket and still have it. Will be the name of my forever boat.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:41 pm to markasaurus
Driving too slow on the strip in Panama city
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:43 pm to reddman
quote:
I've deserved every ticket I've ever received
and probably a few I haven't.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 7:59 pm to markasaurus
Registration sticker on my windshield was expired, but the new one was in my console. I had not put the new sticker on so that dickhead wrote me a ticket. I showed up to the substation and explain my case and got it dismissed, but the fact that Selfish prick took the time to write me a ticket for something so petty really pissed me off
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:02 pm to markasaurus
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Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:13 pm to markasaurus
I got a ticket for "Impeding the flow of traffic" in downtown Thibodaux. I stopped in front of a bar for all of 20/30 seconds to pick up some drunk friends.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:21 pm to markasaurus
I got a ticket for going 81 in a 75 at 8:30am traveling from Shreveport to Lafayette after working a 12 hour 7pm-7am shift. I was just trying to get home, not a soul traveling in my direction on the interstate. Prick cop was traveling the opposite direction and pulled a U-turn through the grass median. All interstates should have those cable barriers 
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:44 pm to markasaurus
Mine was easily on the Causeway back when I used to do that commute. I was followed for better than two miles by a Causeway Cop until I got to one of the draw bridges. As I got close, I signaled to get over but I was ticketed because the officer said I changed lanes just before a solid white line had begun. It was total bullshite but they knew it probably wasn't worth my time to fight and they were right.
I believe he really wanted to search my car or something because he asked permission several times. I had nothing to hide so I let him do it but I was on way my way to work at 730am and after 15 minutes of searching, I asked him to stop or get a warrant. He wrote me a bullshite ticket and left.
For all you cops and blind cop lovers out there, I appreciate what cops do but shite like this is the very thing that warrants our disdain. frick shite like this...
I believe he really wanted to search my car or something because he asked permission several times. I had nothing to hide so I let him do it but I was on way my way to work at 730am and after 15 minutes of searching, I asked him to stop or get a warrant. He wrote me a bullshite ticket and left.
For all you cops and blind cop lovers out there, I appreciate what cops do but shite like this is the very thing that warrants our disdain. frick shite like this...
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:53 pm to markasaurus
Pretty sure it said "failure to pay attention"
Posted on 3/2/16 at 8:57 pm to markasaurus
I went mud riding in Auburn my sophomore year - about 3 days before spring finals. My exhaust pipe was ripped off. It was loud as hell. Since it was the end of the school year, I was almost flat broke, so I was going to get home and let parents pay for it.
Got pulled over and tickets for "Illegal muffler". Had to get it fixed and drive to police station to prove that I fixed it so they would tear up the ticket.
Got pulled over and tickets for "Illegal muffler". Had to get it fixed and drive to police station to prove that I fixed it so they would tear up the ticket.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:04 pm to Old Money
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I technically deserved it but 17 in a 15 aint shite.
This wins the thread. At speeds that low you'd have to deliberately run over a someone lying down in the road to actually hurt anyone.
Posted on 3/2/16 at 9:06 pm to markasaurus
Drove a black Mustang GT at UT and saw an Austin cop harassing a young lady at a convenience store parking lot while I was making the "Texas turn" to go back under the freeway the opposite direction.
I blew my horn as I went by.
In the rearview mirror I saw the cop readjust his billy club and get back in the car.
He caught up with me and gave me a ticket for "unnecessary use of horn."
Edit: Left out an important part. I had one of those JC Whitney horns that played "The Eyes of Texas."
I blew my horn as I went by.
In the rearview mirror I saw the cop readjust his billy club and get back in the car.
He caught up with me and gave me a ticket for "unnecessary use of horn."
Edit: Left out an important part. I had one of those JC Whitney horns that played "The Eyes of Texas."
This post was edited on 3/2/16 at 9:17 pm
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