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re: What's the dumbest thing a teacher's ever 'taught' you?
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:12 pm to MontyFranklyn
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:12 pm to MontyFranklyn
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if he is talking about the old egyptian religion Christianity is based on then he is technically correct
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:18 pm to Gaston
First day of high school. Home room teacher, Mr. Washington (his fro looked like Artis Gilmore's).
He is reading the student handbook to us line for line (boring). He starts discussing getting suspended and gives us an example of a suspendable offense. Calling the school up and telling them "there is a bum in the school".
I looked around and saw confusion on many faces. It took us a while to figure out that what he was telling us is not to call in a bomb threat.
I don't know who hired that guy but he didn't last a week.
He is reading the student handbook to us line for line (boring). He starts discussing getting suspended and gives us an example of a suspendable offense. Calling the school up and telling them "there is a bum in the school".
I looked around and saw confusion on many faces. It took us a while to figure out that what he was telling us is not to call in a bomb threat.
I don't know who hired that guy but he didn't last a week.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:20 pm to Asgard Device
My teachers were pretty solid. I did have a Spanish teacher that said, "Jew want to be a clown, Jew go on da street and Jew be a clown".
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:20 pm to Gaston
FDR was a good president and pulled us out of the depression when in fact he prolonged it by a decade.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:25 pm to Gaston
I once had a teacher tell us that there were two acceptable spellings for congratulations, one of which being congradulations...but it was only acceptable for graduation ceremonies.
Over time I thought I just dreamed it up, but eventually confirmed with an ex classmate.
The worst part is, I was a grown man before I figured out she was incorrect. Thank God it isn't a word you write out many times.
Over time I thought I just dreamed it up, but eventually confirmed with an ex classmate.
The worst part is, I was a grown man before I figured out she was incorrect. Thank God it isn't a word you write out many times.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:27 pm to ruzil
quote:Our assistant principal would have a damn near daily announcement that a green pownthiac was parked illegally by the band room.
don't know who hired that guy but he didn't last a week.
This post was edited on 3/1/16 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:47 pm to Gaston
Pluto is a planet.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:48 pm to Gaston
That oil only came from dead dinosaurs. Man that Sinclair commercial did a number on some people.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:50 pm to stinkdawg
The earth is 6,000 years old.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:51 pm to Gaston
quote:You will need to know algebra.
What's the dumbest thing a teacher's ever 'taught' you?
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:53 pm to Gaston
I once had a teacher get mad at me and three of my friends for making fun of this band nerd, and never paying attention in her class. She kept us after class one day and yelled at us, "you think you're smart, but you're not as smart as you think you are!"
The joke's on her, one of us has a doctorate, two of us have masters, and the last is a chemical engineer. I think she was just mad that we were as smart as we thought we were and didn't need to pay attention to her shitty lecture.
The joke's on her, one of us has a doctorate, two of us have masters, and the last is a chemical engineer. I think she was just mad that we were as smart as we thought we were and didn't need to pay attention to her shitty lecture.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:54 pm to LeonPhelps
quote:
pulled us out of the depression
WWII got us out.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:55 pm to Armymann50
quote:
You will need to know algebra.
You don't use algebra? I think it's pretty useful, but most people probably need need anything more advanced than that.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 9:08 pm to glassman
Agreed
Posted on 3/1/16 at 9:09 pm to Gaston
Catholic school...7th grade...
"French kissing is another form of intercourse"
Nice.
"French kissing is another form of intercourse"
Nice.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 9:12 pm to Gaston
Fourth grade teacher told me that when a person forgets what they were gonna say, it was probably a lie.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 9:17 pm to Gaston
Vagina is pronounced Va-Jeana.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 9:27 pm to Eightballjacket
8th grade science: never landed on the moon and dinosaurs never walked the earth
All Math Classes untill college::u need to know how to do it by hand! I used to get in some heated arguments with them about this.
All Math Classes untill college::u need to know how to do it by hand! I used to get in some heated arguments with them about this.
Posted on 3/1/16 at 9:38 pm to Gaston
Father, son, holy ghost
Posted on 3/1/16 at 10:23 pm to King George
8th grade PE had a mandatory "health" session.
Teacher told us that VD originated with shepherds having sex with animals.
It did give us this unforgettable oral pop quiz moment:
Teacher: "Donald, how did VD get started?"
Donald:(huge, shy kid who could dunk in 8th grade) Puts hand over mouth and laughs quietly.
Teacher: "Don't be shy. It's just us men in here."
Donald: "Them men. (pause) They be fricking them sheep."
The whole fricking class lost it, and the teacher ran out of the room in hysterics.
Donald is now a registered sex offender. Seriously.
Teacher told us that VD originated with shepherds having sex with animals.
It did give us this unforgettable oral pop quiz moment:
Teacher: "Donald, how did VD get started?"
Donald:(huge, shy kid who could dunk in 8th grade) Puts hand over mouth and laughs quietly.
Teacher: "Don't be shy. It's just us men in here."
Donald: "Them men. (pause) They be fricking them sheep."
The whole fricking class lost it, and the teacher ran out of the room in hysterics.
Donald is now a registered sex offender. Seriously.
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