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re: What's the dumbest thing a teacher's ever 'taught' you?

Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:29 pm to
Posted by Gaston
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:29 pm to
teacher has = teacher's
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:29 pm to
That lightbulbs only ever go out when you flip the switch on. I'd say it's at best 50/50 over many years of observation.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:30 pm to
Noah's ark was just a symbolic tale
Posted by thegodfajha
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:31 pm to
Let's see... The crust is the thickest layer of the Earth, Greece does not border the Mediterranean Sea and the Amazon river flows North to south... This is all from the same 10th grade"teacher"
Posted by Gaston
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:32 pm to
Definitely not the only time since my son leaves his closet light on all of the time and it constantly burns out while 'on'.
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:32 pm to
No I think it was named after a town in Virginia.
Posted by PocketAces
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:33 pm to
You missed it.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:34 pm to
That women like it in da butt. I think she was the only one.
Posted by Mufassa
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:35 pm to
English -We never landed on the moon.
Algebra 2 -Sasquatch is real. Firsthand account apparently
Posted by Mr Personality
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:43 pm to
Obama is American.
Posted by Asgard Device
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:47 pm to
I had a black professor for world history and he taught us that Africans introduced Christianity to the Greeks and that Europeans removed those texts from the bible.

He called me ignorant when I questioned him on this. I was honestly more perplexed that they went back in time to the Greek period which was well before Jesus was alive.
This post was edited on 3/1/16 at 7:49 pm
Posted by BooDreaux
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:47 pm to
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Gaston


Old Bay is a great seasoning
Posted by drewnbrla
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:49 pm to
"Nothing in science sucks"
- Mr. Sprinkles (he looked like an elf)
Posted by airfernando
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:50 pm to
That life could survive an explosion as big as the alleged bang was.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:51 pm to
missionary
Posted by drewnbrla
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:53 pm to
I've had a lot of big explosions while I banged and she survived. Apparently my bang was not big enough.
Posted by kilo1234
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

Nottoway plantation got its name from the builder telling workers to through all boards with knots away.



Apparently, the dumbest thing she taught you was how to spell "throw"...
Posted by sparkinator
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 7:55 pm to
Civics teacher taught that we had 2 senators and 6 representatives. They went to Washington and were part of the US congress and then came back to Baton Rouge and those eight people made up our entire state legislature. This was 10th grade Civics class and I was the only one in class telling him he was clueless was the really sad part.
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:06 pm to
That "r is pronounced r-uh."
Posted by MontyFranklyn
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Posted on 3/1/16 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

I had a black professor for world history and he taught us that Africans introduced Christianity to the Greeks and that Europeans removed those texts from the bible.

He called me ignorant when I questioned him on this. I was honestly more perplexed that they went back in time to the Greek period which was well before Jesus was alive.

if he is talking about the old egyptian religion Christianity is based on then he is technically correct.
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