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re: Metrosexual men
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:51 pm to BayouSizzle
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:51 pm to BayouSizzle
You sure you only wrestled with your dad, queer boy.
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Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:52 pm to BayouSizzle
I pissed in my yard this morning before eating leftover steak. Couldn't tell you the difference between a craft beer and a regular beer. When my jeans get holes in them, I use them for shop towels. My junk doesn't fit in skinny jeans. Only time I have a beard is when I'm too lazy to shave, and I don't groom it at all.
What do I win?
What do I win?
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:54 pm to Paige
quote:
Pretty sure this guy grew up in a trailer
Even in my trailer park, the metro sexual men owned goats to "cut their grass".
Beer doyles were dried-up pit-bull terms, though. I will give them that.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:55 pm to BayouSizzle
I don't consider myself metrosexual but I do wear slim fit clothes, nice shoes, enjoy classical music, craft beers, and I practice yoga and pilates.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:56 pm to BayouSizzle
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BayouSizzle
sounds like you may have some underlying issues that you are trying to mask with your false bravado...
quote:
What did not happen in their lives to allow this outcome?
im curious as to what DID happen in your life that would make you take offense at other people being themselves....
spill it Cleetus
This post was edited on 1/23/16 at 12:59 pm
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:57 pm to SabiDojo
culture is for pussies! yeehaw!
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:58 pm to Paige
Paige can you imagine what the OP looks like?
Likely some racist as hell fat hillbilly that doesn't see anything wrong with fricking his cousin.
Likely some racist as hell fat hillbilly that doesn't see anything wrong with fricking his cousin.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:59 pm to danilo
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Lots of metros on here asking about eyebrows and fashion tips
Some here are in target market for sphincter bleaching products, pretty sure.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 12:59 pm to lsunurse
He probably watches Fox News while browsing incognito on BBC gay pron
Posted on 1/23/16 at 1:00 pm to SabiDojo
Yeah, but you can also rip a man's heart out and show to him while it's still beating so nobody gives you any shite about the Pilates.
To the OP:
Everybody knows that a pork chop slathered with Cajun mustard on white bread is the best hangover breakfast ever.
Just an FYI if you drink too many of them crafty beers...
To the OP:
Everybody knows that a pork chop slathered with Cajun mustard on white bread is the best hangover breakfast ever.
Just an FYI if you drink too many of them crafty beers...
Posted on 1/23/16 at 1:02 pm to lsunurse
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Likely some racist as hell fat hillbilly that doesn't see anything wrong with fricking his cousin.
Hey, cousins are people, too.
Nope, while far from perfect, most of those adjectives and verbs miss by a mile.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 1:02 pm to lsunurse
I'm with Paige. I like a man with nice hands and feet and that keeps his eyebrows as two separate entities.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 1:02 pm to floyd of pink
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enjoy a nice craft beer and I'm nowhere near metro
That's a load of bullshite.
I bet you're the kind of guy with a waxed mustache, skinny jeans, and ironically small tie on a fitted button down. You drink your beer warm out of a wooden mug and eat your steak well done.
Pussy.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 1:03 pm to SabiDojo
quote:There's no denying some of this shite is amazing
enjoy classical music
Posted on 1/23/16 at 1:04 pm to BayouSizzle
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Some here are in target market for sphincter bleaching products, pretty sure.
agree
Posted on 1/23/16 at 1:04 pm to Hammertime
I've been going to operas in New Orleans since I was a child, so I love going to operas.
Posted on 1/23/16 at 1:05 pm to BayouSizzle
You are an oilfield worker, aren't you?
Posted on 1/23/16 at 1:05 pm to SabiDojo
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I love going to operas.
sounds boring
Posted on 1/23/16 at 1:05 pm to BayouSizzle
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Nope, while far from perfect, most of those adjectives and verbs miss by a mile.
who is your celebrity look a like?
Posted on 1/23/16 at 1:06 pm to BayouSizzle
This thread isn't classy. The south should keep its tradition of being above the rest of the country in manners and high culture. Typical from an LSU fan.
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