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Wife lost car keys they re-appear mysteriously
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:42 pm
So Thursday wife gets home from work locks car comes in as usual. Friday morning she can't find them, only had 1 set. Tear the house apart all week looking for them, no luck. Get locksmith out Monday to have new set made
Today I go to vacuum and wash car before a road trip. Open the trunk and wala, car keys. She never opened trunk on Thurday. Anyone else had similiar experience? We are really weirded out by it
Today I go to vacuum and wash car before a road trip. Open the trunk and wala, car keys. She never opened trunk on Thurday. Anyone else had similiar experience? We are really weirded out by it
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Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:43 pm to thickandthin
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wala
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:43 pm to thickandthin
St. Anthony is a boss! 
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:43 pm to thickandthin
You're weirded out because she drops the keys in the trunk and closed it without realizing she dropped them?
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:43 pm to thickandthin
quote:
wala
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:43 pm to thickandthin
She's lying because you just spent $$ fixing her mistake/forgetfulness.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:44 pm to thickandthin
quote:
She never opened trunk on Thurday
Since car keys can't fly and don't have legs I'm willing to bet she put them there and forgot.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:44 pm to thickandthin
quote:
So Thursday wife gets home from work locks car comes in as usual. Friday morning she can't find them, only had 1 set. Tear the house apart all week looking for them, no luck. Get locksmith out Monday to have new set made
Today I go to vacuum and wash car before a road trip. Open the trunk and wala, car keys. She never opened trunk on Thurday. Anyone else had similiar experience? We are really weirded out by it
A) wala? Really dude?
B) They're always in the last place you look, right?
3) She put them in the trunk on Thursday and either forgot or is lying about it because she's embarrassed to admit she locked her keys in the trunk.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:44 pm to thickandthin
I'm guessing she did open the trunk to get something out of it, dropped the keys, and "wala", lost them.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:45 pm to Mo Jeaux
Maybe he's giving credit to the sun goddess Wala
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:45 pm to thickandthin
her bf must have had them
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:46 pm to thickandthin
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She never opened trunk on Thurday
She had something in there she doesn't want you to know about, dumbass!
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:46 pm to thickandthin
did your wife get home at least an hour before you?
did she go grocery shopping first?
did you search the car Friday morning?
did you search the trunk Friday morning?
did she go grocery shopping first?
did you search the car Friday morning?
did you search the trunk Friday morning?
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:46 pm to thickandthin
This has all the trappings of a Mary's Immaculate Conception type story.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:46 pm to thickandthin
Y'all "Tore the house up" but never looked in the trunk.
the keys were in the trunk and you found them.
what do you think happened "mysteriously" again?
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:47 pm to thickandthin
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wala
Viola
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:47 pm to terd ferguson
Maybe he was in Walla Walla, Washington?
..and OP, it's Voila, you dipshit.
..and OP, it's Voila, you dipshit.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:47 pm to bartman217
She didn't open trunk. I watched her drive up and walk in. True story
Posted on 12/16/15 at 2:47 pm to terd ferguson
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Maybe he's giving credit to the sun goddess Wala
About as likely as you letting terd Jr. grow up to be transgendered.
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