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Best non-gun weapon for home defense?

Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Julienas
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Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:07 pm
Did a search and couldn't find anything exactly on point (and maybe this should be for the OT, but figured I'd get better responses here).

Anyway, like the title says I'm wondering if I should get a weapon (other than the baseball bat I currently have) in case the worst happens. I don't want a gun (nothing against guns; just don't want one for a number of reasons (not the least of which is I just don't want one)).

I'm primarily looking for something that won't but a huge risk if a kid accidentally stumbles upon it. I was looking into those batons that have an electric prong on them, but I don't know how effective they are.

Ease of use for a very small wife (who won't ever touch a gun) would be helpful as well.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
166675 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:08 pm to
throw your tampons at the intruder.
Posted by jdavid1
Member since Jan 2014
2469 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:09 pm to
Get a Bible so you can pray the intruder doesn't have a gun.
Posted by mack the knife
EBR
Member since Oct 2012
4187 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:09 pm to
baseball bat with a bunch of big nails sticking out of it

how about a spear or some med-evil looking sword

edit: how about a mace?
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 2:11 pm
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7723 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:11 pm to
For night time, a bright arse flashlight and a paintball gun.

Blind them with the flashlight then shoot them with red paintballs.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81762 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:12 pm to
Tire thumper from your closest truck stop,

Posted by maisweh
Member since Jan 2014
4077 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:13 pm to
sounds like you're pretty screwed if said intruder has a gun.

why didn't your husband teach you to shoot a gun?
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65055 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:17 pm to
Any weapon that can incapacitate an intruder will also do so with a child. Get a pepper spray fogger and some running shoes. That's the only thing I can think of.

P.S. I can't imagine life without a home defense pistol/shottie/rifle
Posted by bapple
Capital City
Member since Oct 2010
11916 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

I don't want a gun (nothing against guns; just don't want one for a number of reasons


quote:

Ease of use for a very small wife (who won't ever touch a gun) would be helpful as well.


How about you get trained and learn to use a gun?

Just like any other tool out there, like a machete or large knife, shooting a handgun really only requires proper safety etiquette and education.

Are you expecting to get a sword and become the next Samurai master with no training whatsoever? I think you're setting yourself up for failure and for injury.

Here's the thing that a gun provides that nothing else does:

distance

Every other weapon is a contact weapon. They basically have to be on top of you for you to use it. It increases the likelihood of it being taken from you 10 fold.

I highly advise you go and get some professional training. If you're in the Baton Rouge area, I am a certified instructor and would be more than okay with teaching you and your wife how to shoot. Just like with anything else, it's an acquired skill and there is nothing to be afraid of.

It is the only tool on this planet that can effectively equal out the size difference of a 100lb woman and a 300lb man. Nothing else comes close.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
14002 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:19 pm to
Kimber Pepper Blaster. It shoots a steady stream instead of an aerosol mist. Spray, run out the house, call the cops.





https://www.kimberamerica.com/pepper-blaster
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 2:21 pm
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45827 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:19 pm to
Big dog is the correct answer...
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4651 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:19 pm to
My wife's not a fan of guns either, but she's even less of a fan of someone with a gun and us not having one. I would suggest a rape whistle.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:21 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/24/15 at 9:39 pm
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
25096 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:23 pm to
Condoms so when you get raped you won't catch aids.

ETA: Sorry, but a real answer from me would be a tazer of some sort.
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 2:36 pm
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52166 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

I don't want a gun (nothing against guns; just don't want one for a number of reasons (not the least of which is I just don't want one)).


Right this way, please
Posted by bapple
Capital City
Member since Oct 2010
11916 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

I'm primarily looking for something that won't but a huge risk if a kid accidentally stumbles upon it.


Just noticed this part.

There are numerous quick-access gun safes on the market that can be mounted to bed frames, walls, furniture, etc.

Again, just like with any other tool, all that you need is proper training. I hate seeing someone handicap his or her self just because he/she is afraid of an inanimate object.

But this is America and you are free to choose something less effective.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:29 pm to
A professionally trained guard dog would be the next best thing to a 12 gauge I guess.
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:34 pm to
baseball bat
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32607 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:40 pm to
My alarm system is a pretty good repellent. If someone were to continue entering my house, Hans the doberman would be their next level of greeting. If they survive Hans, however unlikely, they meet me with a gun.
Posted by Julienas
Beaujolais
Member since Sep 2015
54 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:41 pm to
Thanks for the serious replies.


To everyone else, if you're a responsible gun owner then you should recognize that a gun isn't the best fit for everyone in every situation. I myself have no problem with guns - I grew up with them and used to shoot. However, you don't know everyone's situation - including but not limited to certain concerns with children and/or mental health issues with people in the household - so please take a step back.

I live in a safe area, have a dog and an alarm, so the chances of a deadly home invasion are extremely small (but not non-existent, hence this thread). I'm only interested in something that could save our arse in the event that this happens.

I've made the judgment that bringing a gun into our house will increase - not decrease - the chances of harm falling upon someone. This is limited to my own personal situation and my own evaluation of it - as is my right. I'm not opining on anyone else's situation, yours is probably different from mine.

So thanks again to everyone else . I may end up just relying on my treated Louiville Slugger to put a mirrored imprint of Bo Jackson's (GOAT ) signature on someone's forehead if they come in. Maybe get that pepper shooter too for good measure.
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 2:45 pm
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