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Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:31 pm to Bossier2323
quote:not sure why, but I can't stop laughing every time I read this
get crazy drunk and tell him you are thinking about sawing his head off
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:32 pm to LSULyle00690
Big fence and big bushes.
Just be glad he's not an obnoxious drunk.
Just be glad he's not an obnoxious drunk.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:32 pm to LSULyle00690
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This post was edited on 11/6/15 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:35 pm to LSULyle00690
Get him to read this thread. Then say damn I'm not the only one
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:36 pm to LSULyle00690
Its a nuisance but also one of those things you shrug off because you know it could be worse. I would just start dropping subtle hints.
"oh hey, how are you? it feels great outside so the wife and I are just trying to spend some quality time. You know what I mean?"
Also, you live in Alabama. why is your home so close to the next home? Seems pointless. Are you in an urban area, near some sort of downtown or university?
"oh hey, how are you? it feels great outside so the wife and I are just trying to spend some quality time. You know what I mean?"
Also, you live in Alabama. why is your home so close to the next home? Seems pointless. Are you in an urban area, near some sort of downtown or university?
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:38 pm to Asgard Device
Hoover.
OP: Have your wife suck him off, community spirit and all.
OP: Have your wife suck him off, community spirit and all.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:39 pm to LSULyle00690
Next time tell him that you and your wife are enjoying a private party and just tell him nicely that you want some privacy.
You should post pics of your wife.
You should post pics of your wife.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:41 pm to LSULyle00690
Reminds me of the Extras when Gervais just plants his face in the bowl of soup.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:43 pm to foshizzle
Find out who he voted for, what he likes. Then tell jokes that cut all that down to the ground. Racist jokes will make people flea quite fast
Posted on 9/28/15 at 9:43 pm to LSULyle00690
Sounds like he needs some friends. Invite some other older neighbors over and hope he starts going over to their house all the time. Seems like they might have more common things to talk about. They might be fading and need a "know it all."
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:11 pm to chinese58
Blame it on the wife. Tell him she thinks he is a bad influence on you and does not want him hanging around.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:20 pm to LSULyle00690
I didnt take Hoover to be an alley kind of city. Thought it was pretty much suburban?
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:24 pm to LSULyle00690
Whenever you see him coming, pick up your cell phone and start screaming.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:37 pm to LSULyle00690
This may be one of those damned if you do, damned if you don't scenarios, it all depends on how reasonable of a man he is, and if he would understand you telling him there are times you just want it to be you and your family.
You are just going to have to go have the talk and let the pieces fall where they may.
You are just going to have to go have the talk and let the pieces fall where they may.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:42 pm to TheJones
quote:
I didnt take Hoover to be an alley kind of city.
It's not. If I had to guess, Lyle's in one of those newer neighborhoods (usually garden homes) where house access is supposed to be hidden off alleys in the back. Keeps parking and much neighborhood traffic off the streets in the front. No unsightly driveways mucking up the views of cookie cutter lawns.
Edit - LSULyle, just move the grill to the front porch.
This post was edited on 9/28/15 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 9/28/15 at 10:47 pm to Evolved Simian
Grill in the front. Seems like the only option without hurting the old fellas feelings.
Posted on 9/28/15 at 11:00 pm to LSULyle00690
Just roll your grill into his yard and y'all hang out there. Now your his problem.
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