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DAT 8/25 take fear from bats

Posted on 8/25/15 at 7:42 am
Posted by dhav14
Member since Jun 2014
9546 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 7:42 am
Enough of this awful offense. Keuchel on the hill tonight at 6

Posted by DynaMike
Member since Aug 2015
853 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:21 am to
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17998 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:21 am to
You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with this nonsense
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33695 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:23 am to
Gotta hope Dallas shuts em out and someone accidentally runs into one and hits it over the fence...

And Chris Carter must have nudes of AJ Hinch and Jeff Luhnow in a compromising position. That is the only logical explanation for his existence on this team.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
54278 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:29 am to


Seriously, I got home from work and saw that Carter was in the lineup. I came to the DAT to raise hell, and my browser kept crashing on my phone. It happened all night. I wasn't able to post at all. I lay that all at the feet of Carter. He needs to contract a non life threatening disease that makes him unable to play baseball so he can stop dragging this team down. It just kills my spirit everytime I see him on the field.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33695 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:30 am to
Chris Carter strikes out a lot and has a poor average, but he makes up for it by being a mediocre 1st baseman.
Posted by dgtiger3
Prairieville
Member since Sep 2005
5701 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:14 am to
I've been thinking they would keep him on the roster until the rosters expand, simply to prevent another team from picking him up,but I can't explain the at bats. No way he should get at bats over Marwin at this point.
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28190 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:23 am to
quote:

simply to prevent another team from picking him up


Man, we are such dicks for hogging Carter.
Posted by Iosh
Bureau of Interstellar Immigration
Member since Dec 2012
18941 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:42 am to
LINK



wat
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
76798 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:45 am to
ORBIT-Wan Kenobi = #winning
Posted by Ruxin
Cypress, TX
Member since Nov 2012
1071 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:52 am to
So Buena is hitting .267/.353/.489 in August. Power hasn't been there really but he's hitting and getting on base.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
54278 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:56 am to
I think the return of Lowery has motivated the human bat flip a little.
Posted by 5 Deep
Crawford Boxes
Member since Jul 2010
21803 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 12:35 pm to
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Posted by The Chili Ring
Texas
Member since Jan 2011
31 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 12:39 pm to
Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straight ball I hit very much. Curveball...bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Posted by DynaMike
Member since Aug 2015
853 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 2:07 pm to
Hats for bats. Keep bats warm

Posted by ahunt1905
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Apr 2009
871 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 2:11 pm to
He already has a disease that doesn't allow him to play baseball. Management just hasn't noticed.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58178 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?


Going by Josh Hamilton the answer is usually not.
Posted by rlebl39
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2011
4741 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Orbit-Wan Kenobi Bobblehead


Want
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3017 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 2:55 pm to
Over/Under how many times the Stros are in defensive shift mode tonight?
Posted by Pnels08
Member since Jul 2014
9183 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 3:00 pm to
I like the way the lineup for today sets up.
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