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re: What's your plan of attack when going to a scrip club?

Posted on 6/24/15 at 6:18 pm to
Posted by CourtesyFlusher
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2015
23 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

I would think it be better to go alone. Going with friends could be awkward. Sort of like watching a porno with your buddies.



BabyTac-

Are you trying to ask the OT how to be a TACtful creeper??

Posted by tiddlesmcdiddles
Lafayette, LA
Member since Apr 2013
1719 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 6:27 pm to
^ tryhard
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 6:27 pm to
I would never go alone, that's fricking weird. Make sure you bring only the money you're OK with spending to prevent your drunken self from being an idiot. Get some drinks, flirt with the hoes, have a good time with your buds
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112480 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 6:39 pm to
I've been a couple times and I've never been into it

I feel creepy, everything feels creepy, and everything deffinitly is dirty

I went to one on bourbon a couple weeks ago and while my friends were playing Russian STD roulette in the VIP room, I was talking to the bar tender while dousing my hands in the rubbing alcohol they have there. I'm not usually that bad but this place was especially nasty

I know a few girls I work with that go to a local strip club all the time. Still trying to figure that one out
Posted by WalkingTurtles
Alexandria
Member since Jan 2013
5913 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

Breesus


Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2659 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 6:59 pm to
I like to sit at the stage with a stack of ones. I instruct the stripper to get on all 4's facing away from me, then I fold the dollar bills hot dog style, place them individually on the small of their back and instruct them to shake it off. Dat arse.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16298 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 7:00 pm to
I haven't been to one in a long time, but it was always to laugh and cut with friends. The cheesier and nastier the better. Most of the ones we went to always had a fat stripper or two.
Posted by A_bear
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2013
1978 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 7:24 pm to
I go to the strip club and order food. You'd be surprised at how good the food is. Once you show 0 interest in the strip club scene and put all your attention to the food you ordered, the girls no longer see you as someone to make money off of but as someone they want because all women want what they can't have. And if you act like you're not interested in a woman(even a stripper), it will make her want you.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54847 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 7:29 pm to
When I was single after my divorce my "A" gameplan. Always went with guys that were regulars there and spent money. Soon as I walked in with the big spenders dem girls were all over us.

I meant
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36817 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 7:32 pm to
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I go to the strip club and order food. You'd be surprised at how good the food is


A friend of mine swears by the port Allen crazy horse's burger. Says it's one of the best burgers he has had.

I did see some oil field trash eating cheese fries by the stage one night. The fries looked good but no way am I eating in that place.


$1 Martini's 4-7 at the penthouse is the best pregame in the Baton Rouge.
This post was edited on 6/24/15 at 7:34 pm
Posted by A_bear
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2013
1978 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 7:44 pm to
I swear to you I'm sending this message (from the gas station) but on my way to the crazy horse to get a burger. They're awesome. The strippers DO NOT cook the food or bring it out to you. The chef is in control of your food the whole time.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36817 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 7:46 pm to
Look I have seen quality of women they hire. Can't imagine the quality cooks they hire
Posted by A_bear
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2013
1978 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 7:48 pm to
I'll post a pic of the food. What app do yall use to post pics?
Posted by bigblake
Member since Jun 2011
2502 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 7:55 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/25/15 at 8:48 am
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 7:59 pm to
I've come to find strip clubs to be just as insulting/objectifying to men as it is to women. The dancers are the predators there, preying on weak men.

nothing wrong with naked women though.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 8:10 pm to
$100 for a strippers time and a few lines, however much I spend on drinks is added to that. I go on weeknights when it is empty and the $100 gets me at least 10 dances and the chicks will hang out and give me lines.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

Why do you keep saying "scrip" club?


Sounds like the kind of person who would say "frick" instead of "frick" and "shite" instead of "shite".
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11000 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 8:16 pm to
I always have a better time at the out of town strip clubs.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

 go on weeknights when it is empty and the $100 gets me at least 10 dances

Ah so I see you're a quantity over quality kinda guy
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 8:25 pm to
Nah man, amazingly there is this new strip club in Scottsdale that has amazing girls but is EMPTY. It has to be a drug front but it is so cool! Smoking hot girls, they all give you lines and for $100 they will dance and hang out all night if nobody is there.
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