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Kenneth Porche arrested again for acts in the Women's restroom

Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:56 am
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:56 am
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he Terrebonne Parish Sheriff's Office arrested 34-year-old Kenneth Patrick Porche Jr. on Monday or video voyeurism.


Sheriff Jerry Larpenter says in May, deputies responded to a Lowe's department store, after a complaint that someone used a cell phone to film a woman while she was in the restroom. When deputies got to the store, the man had already left.

Later that month, deputies responded to a second similar incident. They developed Porche as a suspect and tried to contact him at his home on Glenhill Drive in Houma several times.


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Porche’s first public bathroom arrest came in January 2003 after he hid in the women’s bathroom at Dillard’s (which is about two miles from Lowe’s) and collected urine samples.

How, you might ask, did Porche surreptitiously collect those samples? According to cops, he disabled one toilet’s flushing mechanism and then lined the bottom of the bowl with cellophane wrap. When a woman finished using the tampered toilet, Porche emerged from the adjoining stall and collected the liquid trapped by the plastic film.

Upon his arrest, Porche was carrying four zip-lock bags containing urine. Two of the bags had descriptions written on them--"old woman" and “young, high heels, should drink.”
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:58 am to
good guy kenneth
Posted by spslayto
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In his arrest, Porche was carrying four zip-lock bags containing urine. Two of the bags had descriptions written on them--"old woman" and “young, high heels, should drink.”


This post was edited on 6/3/15 at 11:59 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:59 am to
That's Placebeaux.
Posted by RummelTiger
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Upon his arrest, Porche was carrying four zip-lock bags containing urine. Two of the bags had descriptions written on them--"old woman" and “young, high heels, should drink.”


Whoa...
Posted by Team Vote
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Posted by dagrippa
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I thank my creator that I don't have some twisted fetish like that slob.
Posted by tiger94gop
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He will do well in prison.
Posted by Dandy Lion
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In his arrest, Porche was carrying four zip-lock bags containing urine. Two of the bags had descriptions written on them--"old woman" and “young, high heels, should drink.”

Why doesn´t he just take a multivitamin?
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:59 am to
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“young, high heels, should drink.”


Posted by USMCTiger03
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:00 pm to
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had descriptions written on them--"old woman" and “young, high heels, should drink.”

Wow.
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:01 pm to
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Upon his arrest, Porche was carrying four zip-lock bags containing urine. Two of the bags had descriptions written on them--"old woman" and “young, high heels, should drink.”


Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:02 pm to
Dear lord. Just kill this POS. He has no chance at ever coming back from this crap.
Posted by airportwhiskey
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:02 pm to
For whatever reason it didn't occur to me that he was drinking it. Good God that is one sick bastard.
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:03 pm to
In Terrobone Parish, he'll be fine.

They really only arrested him on a technicality. He'll emerge.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:04 pm to
Save the taxpayers a shitload of money and some future victim a ton of grief and use this idiot for gator bait.
Posted by BigErn
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:05 pm to
I've never felt the need to change my sig quote to something I've read here until now. Thanks
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:08 pm to
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Upon his arrest, Porche was carrying four zip-lock bags containing urine. Two of the bags had descriptions written on them--"old woman" and “young, high heels, should drink.”


Yep, that's classic Kenny.
Posted by go_tigres
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should drink


I prefer JW Blue Label, but to each their own...
Posted by kilo1234
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Upon his arrest, Porche was carrying four zip-lock bags containing urine. Two of the bags had descriptions written on them--"old woman" and “young, high heels, should drink.”


So he likes squirters?
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