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What are some of your favorite quotes/speeches?

Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:31 am
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:31 am
Below are a few of my favorites.
quote:

“My friends,

I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about whiskey. All right, here is how I feel about whiskey.

If when you say whiskey you mean the devil’s brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am against it.

But;

If when you say whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer, if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman’s step on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life’s great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you mean that drink, the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars, which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm; to build highways and hospitals and schools, then certainly I am for it.

This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.”

~ N.S. “Soggy” Sweat, Jr.
quote:

“No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature.” ~ Swift
quote:

“It is a common defect of men in fair weather to take no thought of storms.” ~ The Prince
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“Flattery gets us friends, but truth earns ill-will.” ~ Terence
What you got?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46745 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:33 am to
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My friends,



When I read this, I immediately read the rest of the quote in John McCain's voice.

Kinda ruined it for me.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86582 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:33 am to
quote:

No person can disobey reason, without giving up his claim to be a rational creature.” ~ Swift


damn, I didn't know TSwizzle was getting that deep.
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:37 am to
The President's speech from Independence Day.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83988 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:38 am to
quote:

Never ask a woman about other men. Either she'll tell you a lie and you still won't know, or she tells you the truth you might not have wanted to hear in the first place.


-Malcolm X
This post was edited on 4/20/15 at 3:15 pm
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:38 am to
"You can be my wingman anytime."
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6754 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:38 am to
"Never trust a big butt and a smile."

Ricky Bell
Michael Bivins
Ronnie DeVoe
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83988 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:39 am to
quote:

“Americans are so enamored of equality, they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom.”



-Alexis de Tocqueville
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15885 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:42 am to
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams; live the life you've imagined."

-Thoreau


Posted by STCTiger985
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
346 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:43 am to
"ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

-JFK
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51433 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:43 am to
But seriously, one of the speeches that deserves to be on this list is Barbara Jordan's speech during the Nixon impeachment hearings.

It was great.

YT Video
Posted by MisterSenator
Member since Aug 2013
1285 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:49 am to
:InB4Patton:

ETA:

:InB4Braveheart:
This post was edited on 4/20/15 at 10:51 am
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56487 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:50 am to
"It gives me great pleasure on this monotonous occasion..."

Curly Joe from The Three Stooges in Orbit.
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9269 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:51 am to
Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'm fu##ed.

General Patton
This post was edited on 4/20/15 at 10:52 am
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79409 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:55 am to
“Annapurna, to which we had gone emptyhanded, was a treasure on which we should live the rest of our days. With this realization we turn the page: a new life begins.

There are other Annapurnas in the lives of men.”

Maurice Herzog
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52183 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 - a date which will live in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.

The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its government and its Emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific.

Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese Ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And, while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack.

It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the Japanese Government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian Islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces. I regret to tell you that very many American lives have been lost. In addition, American ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between San Francisco and Honolulu.

Yesterday the Japanese Government also launched an attack against Malaya.
Last night Japanese forces attacked Hong Kong.
Last night Japanese forces attacked Guam.
Last night Japanese forces attacked the Philippine Islands.
Last night the Japanese attacked Wake Island.
And this morning the Japanese attacked Midway Island.

Japan has therefore undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation.

As Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense, that always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us.

No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people, in their righteous might, will win through to absolute victory.

I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us.

Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger.

With confidence in our armed forces, with the unbounding determination of our people, we will gain the inevitable triumph. So help us God.

I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, December 7th, 1941, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese Empire.
Posted by MarcoRamius
Iberville
Member since Apr 2015
136 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 11:07 am to
quote:

Sandra O'Toole walked back to the nurses' station, remembering what she alone had seen. Kelly's face turning so white that her first reaction to it was that he must be in shock, then the tumult behind her as she reached for her patient -- but then what?

It wasn't like the first time at all. Kelly's face has transformed itself. Only an instant, like opening a door into some other place, and she'd seen something she had never imagined. Something very old and feral and ugly. The eyes not wide, but focused on something she could not see. The pallor of his face not that of shock, but of rage. His hands balled briefly into fists of quivering stone. And then his face had changed again. There had been comprehension to replace the blind, killing rage, and what she'd seen next was the most dangerous sight she had ever beheld, though she knew not why. Then the door closed, Kelly's eyes shut, and when he opened them, his face was unnaturally serene. The complete sequence had not taken four seconds, she realized, all of it while Rosen and Douglas had been scuffling against the wall. He'd passed from horror to rage to understanding -- then to concealment, but what had come in between comprehension and disguise was the most frightening thing of all.

What had she seen in the face of this man? It took her a moment to answer the question. Death was what she'd seen. Controlled. Planned. Disciplined.

But it was still Death, living in the mind of a man.
Tom Clancy

Anyone who has been forced to make the decision will see how poetically perfect it is.


quote:

In the game of life, there are rules. Some are easy, some are hard. Every broken rule has a consequence. Every trial makes you more of a man. If pushed too hard a man becomes a statue. Every man has a breaking point; you should always push toward yours, and you should pray you never find it.

Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55946 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 11:12 am to
quote:

Now if anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, go get a job in fricking McDonalds, cause that's where you fricking belong! But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next you, go on.

Cause sometime in the not so distant future, you're gonna be pullin' up to a red light and you beat up old fricking Pinto, and that person's gonna be pulling up right along side you in their brand new Porsche, with their beautiful wife by their side, who's got big voluptuous tits.

And who are you gonna be sitting next to? Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor stubble in a sleeveless moo-moo, crammed in next to you with a carload full of groceries from the fricking Price Club! That's who you're gonna be sitting next to!


quote:

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing.

Nice guy? I don't give a shite. Good father? frick you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.

I can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches, get mad. You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate. Go and do likewise gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, CLOSE. It's yours.

If not you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.' These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers.

I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fricking arse because a loser is a loser.



Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 11:13 am to
Tough times don't last
Tough people do
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33088 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 11:27 am to
quote:

"There was some misinformation on ESPN and I think it's imperative that I straighten it out. I am the head coach at LSU. I will be the head coach at LSU. I have no interest in talking to anybody else. I've got a championship game to play, and I am excited about the opportunity of my damn strong football team to play in it. That's really all I'd like to say. It was unfortunate that I had to address my team with this information this morning. With that being done, I think we'd be ready to play. There will be no questions for me. I represent me in this issue. Please ask me after. I'm busy. Thank you very much. Have a great day."


Les Miles 2007 before SEC championship
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