re: Have you ever been caught by your parents?

Not my story, but a friend told the best tale I ever heard about getting caught.

After screwing his girlfriend (both in high school, 1986), he threw the used rubber in the trash can. His dog, Brutus- ankle biter extraordinaire, promptly fished it out the trash and ate it.

Next day, his dad is walking Brutus who proceeds to start crapping out a used rubber.

Alarmed by this and unsure what the hell it was, his dad rushes home and instructs his son (my friend) to "call the vet, I think Brutus shite his guts out."

My friend didn't believe this happened so he goes outside to look and finds his used rubber half full of fresh dog crap in the grass. He then has the joy of explaining to his dad why Brutus is OK, what the "foriegn object" is and where it came from.

No and thank you Baby Jesus, I've never caught my son.

Was by my girlfriend's house right before Christmas break while in college. Her mom and her sister were "out shopping" and weren't expected back for hours.

Girlfriend and I were studying at the kitchen table, which was viewable from the front door of the house. At some point, we decided that it would be fun to have sex on the kitchen table. I was standing, she was laying down.

Just as I was going to climax, I heard the front door opening. I literally froze in mid stroke. Just then, I saw the little sister (17 y.o.) walk through the door. Her jaw dropped. But, she was aware enough to immediately close the door and convince her mom that they had forgotten something in the car and needed to go back and check.

The beyond-f*cking-Catholic mom would have f*cking FREAKED.

MIL saw me walk out of the shower with a nice semi when she just walked into our hotel room unannounced. Wife left the door cracked open so she could come over when she was ready to go out with us. She did the OMG thing and then the about face and apologized often over the next few days. I beamed with pride tho! :

All of the above...Their response: This is very disapointing, why do you make such poor decisions....you're only young once bro

yup. some jackleg at church on wednesday night ratted me out. I had a fifth of jack behind the seat of my truck. My mom made a big deal of going out to the truck and pouring it out. Ruined my camping trip that weekend.

Mom walked in on me and gf and said oh my god and I said damn mom can't you knock.
Walked in another time when a few friends were smoking weed and said oh my god are y'all smoking cigarettes.

Parents caught me at home with a girl.

They were thrilled, because up to that point they were scared I might be gay.

Parents found a bottle of Everclear ( unopened) , dad says I hope that's not what you're drinking because there's alot of better liquor!

Ended up making Jell-O shots with it for Mardi Gras a few years later !