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re: What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?
Posted on 12/15/14 at 11:34 pm to DollaChoppa
Posted on 12/15/14 at 11:34 pm to DollaChoppa
why do you always pull out?
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Posted on 12/16/14 at 1:22 am to DollaChoppa
Dated a girl (She was a Freshman and I a senior at LSU). She thought electric companies only charged for what you used in air conditioning and charge cards never needed to be paid back. She was a great girl but we never really hit it off. I am pretty sure she is a pediatrician in Baton Rouge now... 
Posted on 12/16/14 at 6:08 am to DollaChoppa
"YES", but it is a toss up between that and "I DO".
ETA: oh wait, that's dumb shite I said.
ETA: oh wait, that's dumb shite I said.
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 6:09 am
Posted on 12/16/14 at 6:53 am to DollaChoppa
Oh where to even begin. My fiancé asked if she needed her sunglasses while we were watching the LSU basketball game. My best friend and I then convinced her the PMAC had a retractable roof. We also convinced her my best friends grandparents were the king and queen of Sweden.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:09 am to DollaChoppa
My SO once told me that she saw a wolf in City Park in BR on her way home from my apartment near LSU. I, obviously, didn't believe her and laughed and told her it was just a stray dog. I really made an arse out of myself laughing at her ridiculous assertion.
Turns out, there actually was a wolf and it lived on the 9-hole golf course (it even made the news). I saw it several times driving between my apartment and her parents' house at night.
ETA: I don't date a dumbass like most of the posters in this thread
Turns out, there actually was a wolf and it lived on the 9-hole golf course (it even made the news). I saw it several times driving between my apartment and her parents' house at night.
ETA: I don't date a dumbass like most of the posters in this thread
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 7:14 am
Posted on 12/16/14 at 7:40 am to DollaChoppa
We were in college jr year and going to meet some people at Great Wall. As she's pulling past the front entrance I see someone in one of the first parking spaces put on their reverse lights.
Me: stop stop stop that person is backing up
Her: too late. (looks in rearview mirror) how did you know they were going to back up?
Me: uhhhhhh, the reverse lights were on?
Her: oh is that what those lights mean?
Me: stop stop stop that person is backing up
Her: too late. (looks in rearview mirror) how did you know they were going to back up?
Me: uhhhhhh, the reverse lights were on?
Her: oh is that what those lights mean?
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:37 am to DollaChoppa
Had a gf who thought every interstate highway was I-20. No matter where we went she would ask if we would have to get on the I-20 to get to our next destination.
I used to work for an electric power utility company. A new nuclear generating station was about ready to go online. Neighbor's wife asked me how much it would cost to convert her appliances to nuclear.
I used to work for an electric power utility company. A new nuclear generating station was about ready to go online. Neighbor's wife asked me how much it would cost to convert her appliances to nuclear.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 8:38 am to DollaChoppa
Is this chicken or tuna. But I love her because she's blonde and has tig ol bitties
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:01 am to DollaChoppa
that our refrigerator runs more than it should because someone is controlling it from the outside (and it is not a smart refrigerator)
or
that our dog is chewing her paws because someone is shooting RF beams into our house
or
that our dog is chewing her paws because someone is shooting RF beams into our house
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:04 am to DollaChoppa
quote:
DollaChoppa
"girl"
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:05 am to DollaChoppa
I called her a vixen. She called me a vixer.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:08 am to DollaChoppa
In Indianaplolis for the 2006 Final Four:
"Guys we have to park or get off, that sign says the road ends here"
"Honey that's talking about the 'road to the final 4' that ends in Indy.
"Guys we have to park or get off, that sign says the road ends here"
"Honey that's talking about the 'road to the final 4' that ends in Indy.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:12 am to DollaChoppa
That they had come out with a new car that ran on water.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:16 am to DollaChoppa
On a trip to Houston, my wife's best friend saw a sign at a convenience store next to the Interstate that read, "No Semis" and complained that she hated that all the signs in Texas were in Spanish.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:18 am to DollaChoppa
"I don't even know people that read books"
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:21 am to DollaChoppa
Asked me to pick up amroire for her. I was by myself and it weighed over 400lbs.
She says "it looked light in the picture"
She says "it looked light in the picture"
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:27 am to DollaChoppa
During dental school I was with a girl for 2.5 years, and it took her 7 years to make it out of Southeastern - and was one letter grade in one class away from not meeting the minimum gpa to graduate. Not the brightest woman I've been with. She was a MAJOR prude and didn't know a thing about sex. After months and months (yeah, I was that desperate), eventually I got a little finger action and was flicking her bean when she suddenly stopped me and kind of freaked out. After drawing out an explanation, she apparently was starting to have an orgasm, didn't know what it was, and thought she was getting pregnant or something. On another occasion, she was late for her period and I had to take her for a pregnancy test. We had never had sex. And trust me when I say she wasn't with anyone else. Now, she was at Southeastern while I was living in da Parish and going to dental school, so a few times a week I drove all the way to Hammond to see her (did I mention I was that desperate?). I had a text book at home from a sex ed class I had taken at UNO a few years earlier, and eventually I had to bring the sex ed book, pick her up and go park at the drive-in, and spend an hour teaching her the basics - the BASICS - of human sexuality. She was around 26 at this time. No lie.
This post was edited on 12/16/14 at 9:29 am
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:27 am to DollaChoppa
I went on a couple dates with a girl, and she told me that "her cat thinks that he is a real person." That was the last date we went on.
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:28 am to DollaChoppa
I asked Jones if blimps were tied to the ground or a building with rope
Posted on 12/16/14 at 9:40 am to DollaChoppa
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