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The annual Die Hard is not a Christmas movie thread

Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:07 am
Posted by lsufan9193969700
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:07 am
Christmas is not a major theme of the film; it is simply a motif. Christmas could be replaced by other holidays or events, and the central idea of the film would stay the same.
Posted by lsufan9193969700
3 miles from B.R.
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:11 am to
Oh, and if you disagree, you would be wrong...
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:12 am to
This scene is not replaceable:



Die Hard is a Christmas movie. It's the reason he's there, it's a theme between him and Carl Winslow, it's a theme of the movie and it is not interchangeable.

Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86620 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:13 am to
I agree. A movie taking place at a certain time doesn't necessarily make it a "______ movie".
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5610 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:14 am to
If a movie's soundtrack contains "Christmas in Hollis" by RUN DMC, it is by default a Christmas movie.

I don't make the rules, I'm just the messenger.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:14 am to
It might be my favorite Christmas movie. That, or Home Alone.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:14 am to
Agreed. Definitely not a Christmas movie. It's an action terrorism movie.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89787 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Christmas is not a major theme of the film; it is simply a motif.


Right - a reason for McClane to be in from out of town and a few Christmas props. Plus, the office Christmas party is a reason for everyone to be in the building after hours. Obviously, Hans' intel that the party would afford him the opportunity to take hostages is related to this as well. But any gathering, celebration would have sufficed.

But, neither Christian observances/traditions/themes nor Santa Claus involvement played any significant role in the plot of the film.

While it may be appropriate for Christmas watching, precisely because of the setting, it is not a Christmas film in the same way that Miracle on 34th Street, The Santa Clause, Scrooged, are.

Now - start a thread on why Home Alone isn't a Christmas movie... (MUCH bigger argument there - )

This post was edited on 11/24/14 at 9:19 am
Posted by Fletch F Fletch
The Seat of Caddo Parish
Member since Jan 2009
6474 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:30 am to
While I'll agree here that it is not truly a christmas movie, it's true value lies in the fact that when you call it a christmas movie it annoys the living shite out of women.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57511 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:46 am to
It IS a Christmas allegory.

Bruce Willis represents Santa in this movie - a Santa who had lost his way to booze and loose living whilest getting caught up in the job.

This costs him his wife, Ms. Santa, and the respect of his elves (the people at the party).

As Christmas rolls around that fateful 1980's night, that first scent of egg nog and Christmas delight awakens the flame that was kindling in John's soul, a fire that exposed that gaping hole.

He crossed the world for his love only to be surprised by greed from above.

As he shimmied a crawled through that scraper so high, he was bound and determined to draw oh so nigh, to save his girl held by capitalist pigs who laughed and gloated whilest smoking their cigs.

Who's that? A lawyer, a scribe, to save the day. No no no, as we watch his brains spray.

It was john all along who would kill this scrouge in fun, ho ho ho he now has a machine gun.

What's that? You gonna trap Santa's arse? that commie didn't know, that Santa walks on glass.

And just when that Capitalist greedy scum thinks his will get his gold...John comes at him oh so bold.

Oh look! Scrouge has Ms. Santa OH that man is WHACK.

Santa laughs "Yippy ki yah MO FO scope out my back!"

Ms Clause, inspired, stomps on Scrooges toe as he is met with bullets and plummets below.

Death claims another and the commie falls...

Santa got his MO JO back Merry Christmas to all.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29486 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:56 am to
1. Christmas Music in Soundtrack?
- Yes, as well as a reoccurring theme in the score.
2. Christmas parties?
- Yes
3. Christmas/Festive wear?
- Yes

Hell, he even tapes his M9 to his back with festive packing tape.

It's most definitely a Christmas movie.
Posted by buffbraz
Member since Nov 2005
5680 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:23 pm to
Are Dutch and Planes Trains and Automobiles considered to be thanksgiving movies?
Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
14743 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Christmas is not a major theme of the film; it is simply a motif. Christmas could be replaced by other holidays or events, and the central idea of the film would stay the same.


Everything you just said applies to It's a Wonderful Life.

But since Ted Turner decided in 1985 to show it on his network every Christmas...people began to think of it like Miracle on 34th Street (ergo, a Christmas movie)

My big pet peeve: Listen up everyone!!!!!

It has nothing to do with Christmas...the final scene ends on Christmas...that's all.

It has to do with a man's longing for exploration, longing, adventure - big dreams dashed...reality, and finding out you don't need to travel the world to experience it all.

It's a great guy movie...and men love it and women hate it...it's about hopes and dreams and fulfillment in life...

NOT CHRISTMAS!!!!
This post was edited on 11/24/14 at 12:29 pm
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:39 pm to






Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
151103 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Die Hard is not a Christmas movie thread

Sure it is.

Did you just stumble upon the M/TV board after forgetting it was here? You're "what is/is not a Christmas movie" trip is weird.
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

The annual Die Hard is not a Christmas movie thread



Agreed. It takes place during Christmas time but its not a Christmas movie.

Same thing with It's A Wonderful Life.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34531 posts
Posted on 11/25/14 at 10:14 am to
It was released in the summer of 1988.

Not a Christmas movie.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36384 posts
Posted on 11/25/14 at 3:50 pm to
I don't disagree.. In fact, it's my FAVORITE Christmas movie.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48694 posts
Posted on 11/25/14 at 5:28 pm to
It sure is a great movie to see at Christmas time.
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