Fletch F Fletch

Norm is a GOAT, of course. I think the interview touched on what got him in a mess, which is he doesn't gear his brain to developing sound bites about politics or current events. His brain is geared towards jokes, specifically the VERY VERY FUNNY KIND. And what gets lost in the haze of the current pc/sjw culture is that comedy = tragedy; unfunny things make the funniest jokes. Often times it takes Norm over the river and through the woods to make clear what he is saying when he's practiced it a hundred times, I'm not surprised at all that he a) didn't know how to express himself about Louis and Roseanne and b) probably got tripped up a little by the reporter(s) because it's not something he does a lot. Now, clearly we can all admit the down syndrome/retard one was indefensible, and I believe that he immediately regretted it.

Anyway, the main point of all of this is that the people who were excited about the continuation of his show (now, tell the people at home what his show is) are still excited, and the people who scream into the night sky about a 2 sentence blurb they read on twitter weren't going to watch anyway.

I watched it. or more accurately sat through it. I'm pretty liberal and I happen to think women can be as funny as men....this broad ain't one of them. Liberal internet is falling all over itself to praise this special as some sort of cultural milestone. It's not. It's a lesbian who spends half the time talking about being gay and the other half recounting a sexual assault with the final 15 minutes being an especially angry tumblr-esque rant, all with a delivery as dry as the turkey from Christmas Vacation.

Please use your time to watch a real legendary comedy: Necessary Roughness

I hope the after credits scene is just Buzz and Neil as old men toasting to Buzz punching that moon landing denier in the head

best name for a Charlotte expansion team?

The Charlotte Flairs (or Carolina Flairs, I suppose, since after I posted I remembered his daughter's stage name is Charlotte Flair, )

flair

noun
1. a special or instinctive aptitude or ability for doing something well.
2. stylishness and originality.

also...come on...

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DJ joins the army and gets PTSD and marries someone he meets enlisted.

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This is actually a much deeper cut. There was a episode on the original run where DJ didn't want to kiss a black girl in the school play and it revolved around whats racist and what isn't, etc etc, well Geena was the name of the girl in that episode, ergo DJ ended up marrying her. #continuity

I play

every time i see someone slagging off facial hair for whatever cockamamie reason they might have farted out today, I assume that their facial hair looks quite similar to this:


remember, sir, you only justify your jealousy of facial hair by believing it to be trashy because the version you see the most is in the mirror.

Revenge of the Nerds teaches the time honored lesson that if a girl hates a guy and even if he's been selling her stolen nudes in public, there's nothing that a good deep dicking in a bouncy house won't fix...

the most Wonderful time of the year

there is a TLC app, thankfully the television gods have made it so we can never be without our hapless, lonely, sad friends looking for love.

that host is useless

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Did she really think he was in it for love?

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I've seen every episode of this insanity and the one thing i've learned is sometimes both of the people are true believers, and sometimes only one of them is, but never are both in on it with each other. so yeah, i think she was legit completely convinced in him, and still was for months after he bolted. i mean, if my ex husband went on tv and said that my crotch stank i wouldn't be trying to remain friends or keep contacting him...

If I'm lyin' I'm dyin': I paid 7 dollars and 50 cents american for Danielle to send my wife a signed photo.

If you ever want to brighten someone's day, nothing works better than a personalized memento from one of the saddest retards america has to offer.

George Carlin already covered this...

all of this is well and good, but come on fellas: that internet ain't gonna read itself and I'm way too busy with that to worry about what my wife and kid are doing.

I have a question, and I'm hoping the smart folks here know outright: When the MLB network shows Cubs games they use the Len and JD feed, no matter if the Cubs are home or away. I'm certainly not complaining, but I'm wondering why. I don't think it's based on who's broadcasting cause today is ABC7 and this weekend was CSN, but who knows...