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Couple stuck together having relations in ocean
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:02 pm
I'm just gonna drop this gem here... then I'm going to hang up and listen.
Click right'chur for the story
Click right'chur for the story
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A couple having sex in the ocean off the Italian coast earlier this week reportedly became stuck together—"due to suction," according to the Local—and required a trip to the emergency room to be separated.
The couple somehow became locked together mid-sex off a mostly empty beach at Porto San Giorgio, according to Il Mattino. After briefly panicking, the couple fought their way back to shore and flagged down a woman, who passed them a towel.
A doctor was called to the beach but the job proved too tough, and the couple was taken to a local hospital. There, the woman was given "an injection commonly used to dilate the uterus of pregnant women," as Il Mattino put it, and the couple was finally free to go their separate ways.
This post was edited on 10/17/14 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:04 pm to m2pro
This happens to me all the time but suction has nothing to do with it
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:04 pm to m2pro
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I didn't sea that one cumming.
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Her pussy is a stage 5 clinger.
This post was edited on 10/17/14 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:04 pm to m2pro
I guess he stayed aroused the whole time
Or he found a gem of a bajingo
Or he found a gem of a bajingo
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:06 pm to m2pro
I've heard pouring cold water on them will get them untied
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:08 pm to LSUsmartass
Resembling a chop stick, I guarantee I'll never run into that problem.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:09 pm to m2pro
From everything I've heard, sex in water is just bad news.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:24 pm to SwaggerCopter
quote:It sounds like such a good idea on paper... but in practice, it's bad news.
sex in water is just bad news.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:35 pm to SwaggerCopter
It's not even enjoyable
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:39 pm to Mr.Perfect
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I guess he stayed aroused the whole time
Viagra.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:49 pm to Paige
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It's not even enjoyable
nope and that includes pools
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:59 pm to Topwater Trout
Congrats on the sex!!!
Posted on 10/17/14 at 3:04 pm to m2pro
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Emergency room? I guess it was too serious for urchin care.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 3:53 pm to Phil A Sheo
I wonder how many times he released his children.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:27 pm to m2pro
There is no ocean off the Italian coast. Story is bogus.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:51 pm to yankeeundercover
But sex in the shower or hot tub seems so erotic?
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