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Woman convicted after shooting her lover for his weak ejaculate
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:12 am
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:12 am
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She was upset with him,” Walton said, “after a sexual act that she felt he wasn’t performing adequately and accused him then of having an affair, and then took out a gun and shot him.”
Walton said Bell made a “very graphic”, detailed statement to police explaining why she shot her lover.
“She stated that she knew he was having an affair because he wasn’t producing enough ejaculate,” Walton explained. “She also said to the police some very graphic things about how she expected him to perform, she was a cheap date, she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he’s promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him.”
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:15 am to arseinclarse
WNH
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:15 am to arseinclarse
I'm always super conscious of my ejaculate for this very reason
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:16 am to arseinclarse
She just wanted a facial. Dude was completely at fault.
Charges should be dropped.
Charges should be dropped.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:19 am to arseinclarse
You always post the best stories 
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:22 am to arseinclarse
Another good reason to nofap.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:24 am to arseinclarse
she would have to shoot me.. there would me no jizzing in her presence
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:25 am to GumboPot
EJACALIT?
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:26 am to arseinclarse
Bust a cap for busting a nut
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:27 am to arseinclarse
This is why I don't bang old, ugly, black women.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:27 am to arseinclarse
so, this like the female version of sniffing your ole ladys panties after she been out to see who she been fricking?
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:28 am to arseinclarse
I haven't seen my gf in 2 months...when she comes in this weekend the load I'm gonna have waiting for her will make Hiroshima look like a fire cracker
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:30 am to arseinclarse
Is that the guy that got shot?
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:34 am to arseinclarse
quote:
he wasn’t producing enough ejaculate
You can't bring that weak-arse shite up in this humpy bumpy.
That ain't new, baby.
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 9:36 am
Posted on 7/21/14 at 12:48 pm to arseinclarse
I'd hit it.....with a frigging bat!! That thing is uglier than farting in church!
Posted on 7/21/14 at 12:51 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
she expected him to be able to do what he’s promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him
You better not promise 10" then give her 5, believe dat!
Posted on 7/21/14 at 12:53 pm to arseinclarse
Why didn't she just smell his dick like other ladies of color do when they suspect infidelity?
Posted on 7/21/14 at 12:58 pm to upgrayedd
Self Defense. He shot first and missed. She shot back with a full load.
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:05 pm to arseinclarse
That's the victim right?
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