Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Dirty Boot
Biography:There is no pain in this dojo
Interests:Boats n Ho's
Occupation:Offshore production hand
Number of Posts:22
Registered on:7/19/2014
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re: Offshore Thread: Whereyaat?

Posted by Offshore Baller on 11/26/14 at 6:54 pm
Mississippi Canyon 254 "Delta House"...
Wow an obvious stripper with all those issues, Not that I don't like strippers. Tell me now princess besides all the "Democrats" at public school, why does your precious little cupcake have to be in an expensive private school that your arse obviously can't pay for? Sorry for the harshness but stupi...
Not sure what facility you're on but I am willing to bet they're not going to let you set up anything without prior consent, MOC, cabling in through blast proof penetrations. Using proper rated equipment. Just bring your porn with you instead of sucking up limited bandwidth off the microwave. ...
Well thank you for being the appropriate board police. If you don't like it move your networm arse on and don't read it but let others decide WTF they want to read big pimp....
Do the douche bags in this country really believe this "new" group is about religious extremism just like the other "wars on terror" or when they going to pull their heads out of their arse and see this is about oil profits? Yeah we can kill and hunt them with spec ops etc. but can we at least call ...
Some touchy little keyboard badasses up in here tonight.......

re: Where yat in the gulf?

Posted by Offshore Baller on 8/18/14 at 4:44 am
Posted up on my arse at Delta House in the Kiewit yard hoping this bitch sails out soon....
Seriously take the ride to catty shack in Denham. They are all cuties except for one and hell even some guys will like her. You will thank me later....
Ok with offshore just like land you will either have to work contract HSE for a third party company for a while and HOPE to get on with a company typically by sucking lots of arse while on contract at that facility. HSE isn't usually chosen by a degree of education but as a lateral move by the HNIC's...

re: Becoming a Certified Welder

Posted by Offshore Baller on 7/24/14 at 3:43 pm
Learn to cry about everything. Learn to blame everything on the fitter. Know that you alone will be the cause of most accidents. Lower your IQ. Learn to wear those stupid hats everywhere you go. Realize that while you are sitting there with that smug look on your face (wearing those stupid hats), yo...
I'd hit it.....with a frigging bat!! That thing is uglier than farting in church! ...