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What's the weirdest advice you've ever received?
Posted on 6/29/14 at 10:57 pm
Posted on 6/29/14 at 10:57 pm
Good friend of mine had a cousin that was a huge stoner who came in to town from California back in high school.
We were all hanging out at a party that weekend, and he took a big rip off a joint, looks at me, and says:
"When it starts to get loose you gotta stick it in the poop-shoot".
Completely unsolicited advice. Yup.
We were all hanging out at a party that weekend, and he took a big rip off a joint, looks at me, and says:
"When it starts to get loose you gotta stick it in the poop-shoot".
Completely unsolicited advice. Yup.
Posted on 6/29/14 at 11:00 pm to okietiger
Never lick the inside of a prostitute
Posted on 6/29/14 at 11:00 pm to okietiger
quote:I see nothing wrong with this
"When it starts to get loose you gotta stick it in the poop-shoot"
Mine would probably be: My friend would say "Do it to it" or "Get In Where You Fit In" to literally every situation.
Posted on 6/29/14 at 11:02 pm to okietiger
If you want her to love you forever, stick your tongue in her butt.
Oh wait. You said received...not gave. Ummm...I guess some my grandpappy told me
1. Find a friend tried and true, best frick him before he fricks you.
2. Never eat at the titty bar and only drink beer out of a bottle or can. NO GLASSES.
3. Vagina then anal, never the other way.
Oh wait. You said received...not gave. Ummm...I guess some my grandpappy told me
1. Find a friend tried and true, best frick him before he fricks you.
2. Never eat at the titty bar and only drink beer out of a bottle or can. NO GLASSES.
3. Vagina then anal, never the other way.
Posted on 6/29/14 at 11:34 pm to okietiger
"Avoid the clap" - Jimmy Dugan
Posted on 6/29/14 at 11:38 pm to okietiger
If there's grass on the field, play ball
Posted on 6/29/14 at 11:38 pm to okietiger
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 12:51 am to okietiger
Do it, and do it well, and if it's a boy, name it after me.
--from my Ole Miss cousin
--from my Ole Miss cousin
This post was edited on 6/30/14 at 1:11 am
Posted on 6/30/14 at 1:32 am to okietiger
"Dont take a life and don't make a life"
-my dad when I left for college
-my dad when I left for college
Posted on 6/30/14 at 2:00 am to okietiger
My dad's birds and the bees talk when I was in middle school..
"Son, no matter what you stick in...you take care of what comes out"
"Son, no matter what you stick in...you take care of what comes out"
Posted on 6/30/14 at 6:00 am to okietiger
"Put the lotion in the basket."
Posted on 6/30/14 at 6:06 am to okietiger
Don't get your bacon where you make your bread. Turns out it was good advice.
Also good advice from my grandfather when I was starting my business. Charge everyone no matter who they are, you can do something for free 10 times, but the first time you make them pay you're an sob. So you might as well be an sob from the beginning.
Also good advice from my grandfather when I was starting my business. Charge everyone no matter who they are, you can do something for free 10 times, but the first time you make them pay you're an sob. So you might as well be an sob from the beginning.
This post was edited on 6/30/14 at 6:13 am
Posted on 6/30/14 at 7:04 am to okietiger
Never look a gift horse in the mouth, but check its anus for polyps.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:19 am to okietiger
"Plastics"...I still don't know what it means
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:21 am to fitz1190
quote:
"Avoid the clap" - Jimmy Dugan
That's good advice!
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:22 am to okietiger
Lick as many women's asses as possible.
Posted on 6/30/14 at 8:24 am to okietiger
"Do you have a special time to grunt?"
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