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re: Settle a drunken argument: Tyson vs Bruce Lee no holds barred KO match
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:50 am to Ace Midnight
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:50 am to Ace Midnight
Is the fight in an elevator? Over in 20 seconds and Tyson wins.
Afterward, he would need medical attention to fix the tiny little divots in his chest from the 500 pokes in 20 seconds Lee got off.
Afterward, he would need medical attention to fix the tiny little divots in his chest from the 500 pokes in 20 seconds Lee got off.
This post was edited on 2/14/14 at 8:51 am
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:50 am to AngryBeavers
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Proven by his many choreographed movie fights you have seen him in?
Proven by the books he wrote, none of which Tyson can read. I know you know zilch about Bruce lee, but dam
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:50 am to Schmelly
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yeah, I know. Was using the outlier. But there's plenty of them. Etienne, Williams, hell... Everybody he fought until he won the title.
List the guys Lee fought on his way to the title.... I'll wait
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:51 am to GeeOH
Lol
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:51 am to danman6336
A 20 year old Mike Tyson was a raging bull of arse whipping baddassery. He would squashed Bruce Ree like a bug, ripped off his head and shite down his neck.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:51 am to Schmelly
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Proven by the books he wrote,
Lulz
I actually know a good bit about Bruce I am a fan of his movies. He wasn't a real fighter sorry to burst your bubble.Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:51 am to stout
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Like I said earlier, a lot of those stories come off as propaganda put out by movie studios with a vested interest in Lee
Marketing 101
This is 100% correct. I have no idea why people refuse to believe this.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:51 am to Schmelly
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Proven by the books he wrote, none of which Tyson can read. I
Bill Simmons wrote a great book on basketball
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:52 am to Schmelly
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Proven by the books he wrote
Then why would he need nunchucks and shite like that?
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:52 am to danman6336
Rickson Gracie taps both of them.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:53 am to danman6336
Bruce Lee
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:54 am to AngryBeavers
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Lulz I actually know a good bit about Bruce I am a fan of his movies. He wasn't a real fighter sorry to burst your bubble.
Finally a non biased Lee fan
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:54 am to danman6336
Anyone that says lee is an idiot. Tyson would fricking destroy him. Most mma fighters would frick lee up.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:55 am to Schmelly
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yeah, I know. Was using the outlier. But there's plenty of them. Etienne, Williams, hell... Everybody he fought until he won the title.
You do realize that there are rankings in boxing of guys you have to beat to climb up in order to get a shot at a title fight? You don't just come out at 18 and fight the top 5 guys in the world which makes Tyson uniting all 3 belts by the age of 20 even more impressive that he ranked up so fast.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:56 am to GeeOH
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Then why would he need nunchucks and shite like that?
What?
The same reason you pick up a guitar. That was art to him, not necessarily fighting.
He didn't NEED them to fight. This thread is going full retard really fast.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:57 am to Schmelly
Why are you still in here with us tards?
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:57 am to jg8623
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This post was edited on 10/3/20 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:57 am to jg8623
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Proven by the books he wrote
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
I guess you think Kim Jong Il is the biggest baddest badass to ever walk the earth then. Here is a list of things he did according to his book: The official state-issued biography of Kim Jong-Il states that the Dear Leader does not answer to bowel movements like ordinary humans–in fact, he doesn’t defecate or urinate at all.
During a single round of golf, Kim Jong Il shot a 38 under par–25 shots better than the best round in history. No sweat, it was his first time. He also hit a slightly above-average five hole-in-ones.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:57 am to GeeOH
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Afterward, he would need medical attention to fix the tiny little divots in his chest from the 500 pokes in 20 seconds Lee got off.
'd.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 8:59 am to Huey Lewis
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FWIW, all of the Bruce Lee zealots I've ever met IRL were nerdy anime/videogame types who think real life fighting works exactly like some kind of Dragon Ball Z shite with. It's like, oh em jee guys, Tyson's boxing style is shown to be mathmatically inferior to Jeet Kwan Scro as per Dungeons and Dragons ruleset 3.5, and obviously Bruce Lee's starting strength and stamina values of 8 and 8 are lower than Tyson's 10 and 10, but Bruce also starts with 10 agility and intellect vs. Tyson's 4's, and Bruce goes into 20 in all stats when he assumes his ultimate form.
It makes it hard to take someone serious with all of this irrelevant nonsense is spewed.
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