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Syfy movies???
Posted on 9/6/13 at 9:56 am
Posted on 9/6/13 at 9:56 am
Since its so easy to do this
I want to create syfy movie, whose in. First movie huge beaver vs. super squirrels. The huge beaver escaped from a government lab in pineville and Is damming up the Mississippi River flooding northern La and ole miss. Instead of taking military action against the huge beaver scientists create (3) 10 foot super squirrels to fight the huge beaver. Stars that i want to play roles in movie are Linsey Lohan, Ted nugent, the rapper dmx (cast as the president), old Greg, and Toni Braxton. There will be lame jokes about the huge beaver, and Linsey Lohan.
I want to create syfy movie, whose in. First movie huge beaver vs. super squirrels. The huge beaver escaped from a government lab in pineville and Is damming up the Mississippi River flooding northern La and ole miss. Instead of taking military action against the huge beaver scientists create (3) 10 foot super squirrels to fight the huge beaver. Stars that i want to play roles in movie are Linsey Lohan, Ted nugent, the rapper dmx (cast as the president), old Greg, and Toni Braxton. There will be lame jokes about the huge beaver, and Linsey Lohan.
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Posted on 9/6/13 at 9:57 am to tigerjunior
Posted on 9/6/13 at 9:59 am to tigerjunior
Sounds like a winner. Have you made a kickstarter yet?
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:07 am to tigerjunior
That's intense, bro 
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:13 am to tigerjunior
I'd watch that
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:20 am to tigerjunior
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:21 am to tigerjunior
Can these super squirrels wield chainsaws? No super squirrel is complete without opposable thumbs.
Twist to the story:
Lindsey Lohan turns out to be the mother of the super squirrels. At the end of the movie, a crying Lohan has to put her babies down because they caught super rabies from the super beaver.
Twist to the story:
Lindsey Lohan turns out to be the mother of the super squirrels. At the end of the movie, a crying Lohan has to put her babies down because they caught super rabies from the super beaver.
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:26 am to tigerjunior
You should pitch that. I honestly can't see why that couldn't get made by Syfy.
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:33 am to tigerjunior
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old Greg
Maybe he could ask Lohan "Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?"
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:39 am to tigerjunior
quote:
I want to create syfy movie, whose in. First movie huge beaver vs. super squirrels. The huge beaver escaped from a government lab in pineville and Is damming up the Mississippi River flooding northern La and ole miss. Instead of taking military action against the huge beaver scientists create (3) 10 foot super squirrels to fight the huge beaver. Stars that i want to play roles in movie are Linsey Lohan, Ted nugent, the rapper dmx (cast as the president), old Greg, and Toni Braxton. There will be lame jokes about the huge beaver, and Linsey Lohan.
Best idea i've seen in a while
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:59 am to tigerjunior
Not bad. But I think for today's discriminating viewer, you need a scary animal combined with a scary weather event.
Something like: Blizzard-wolves. Or Lions from the Scirocco.
Something like: Blizzard-wolves. Or Lions from the Scirocco.
Posted on 9/6/13 at 11:03 am to tigerjunior
But will there be a chainsaw? Perhaps a machete?
And there needs to be a cheesy quippy replay from our hero. Something like "Furry friends my arse."
And there needs to be a cheesy quippy replay from our hero. Something like "Furry friends my arse."
This post was edited on 9/6/13 at 11:05 am
Posted on 9/6/13 at 11:15 am to tigerjunior
Sounds much better than half the shite Hollywood is putting out these days.
Posted on 9/6/13 at 12:52 pm to tigerjunior
Posted on 9/6/13 at 1:14 pm to tigerjunior
I would DVR this
Posted on 9/6/13 at 2:06 pm to tigerjunior
How were you this high at 9:59 AM?
Posted on 9/6/13 at 3:13 pm to tigerjunior
Hey, Amanda Bynes needs a comeback opportunity as well.
Posted on 9/6/13 at 3:59 pm to tigerjunior
I'm sorry... unless you include Rosie O'Donnell and Paris Hilton somehow taking sides with each of the combatant animals... and sneek in a cameo of the leader of the Super Snapping Turtles (Kim Kardasian)...
I just think your movie will be missing some key ingredients.
I just think your movie will be missing some key ingredients.
Posted on 2/10/14 at 8:21 pm to tigerjunior
Bump of the year
Posted on 2/10/14 at 9:52 pm to tigerjunior
I would watch that.
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