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Excuse the bump of an older thread... I saw this movie this weekend.

Why in the hell are more people not talking about the night club's "lady's night" scene???

As sad as it is to admit, that one scene made me laugh louder than any single scene in any movie of the past several years. Most of the movie was predictable - but this scene totally caught me off guard.

Wally, I came here to start this exact thread.

Have a great retirement Tim. May your prostate keep your pants leg wet and I hope the kids in your neighborhood stay on your lawn!

As for boobsie and the rest of you Bashing baseball... Have fun watching the high intellect sports of NBA and NHL.

re: Homeland 10/27

Posted by Sgt_Hulka on 10/28/13 at 11:50 am to
Man, was Saul's toast to the Senator the most epic, "if I have to work for you, I fricking quit!" in TV history?

His character is the only reason I'm still watching this show. He is the moral compass, but you know, when it's time to start nut-cutting, he's capable of some pretty devious shite.
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he has a vacation home already on a lake in Ga that is 10x more attractive than any lake house in Tx and that lake is sort of a dump with the water recession issues


Dude - you truly do not know what the fock you are talking about. Lake Austin homes are some of the most sought after homes in the state. Lake Travis is suffering from the drought. Lake Austin is not.

That said... The rumor I heard here in Austin was that terry was in town condo shopping for one of the kids.

Of course, I have nothing to substantiate that because it is merely a rumor.
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the guys who are suing the shipping company in the hopes of scoring an early retirement disagree


Only about half of the crew has disagreed with the public record. They filed suit prior to the film getting made. It isn't the film they are debating - it is the official public record. The other crew members are in agreement with the official record.

re: Skyfall

Posted by Sgt_Hulka on 10/22/13 at 8:04 am to
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ot as dumb as quantum but close.

Oh, someone wants to kill M. Let me take her to an abandoned home in the middle of nowhere without backup or ordinance.

Instead of hiding there, lets send a signal to the bad guys to let them know where were are and lure them into our trap.

Had high hopes. They weren't even remotely met.


This is dead on. Skyfall seemed like a grown-ups Home Alone.

It's a shame they are wasting Daniel Craig on such crappy story lines.

re: Comedy teams

Posted by Sgt_Hulka on 10/21/13 at 10:31 pm to
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Sander/James
Stiller/Wilson
Ferrell/ Reilly
Murphy / arsenio


Sorry... but all of those guys are just cheap imitations of:

Wilder & Pryor
than he did his own aunt and uncle?

I've watched Star Wars at least a dozen times... and I just realized that he gave two shits when he saw bar-b-qued Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. But as soon as old hermit Ben gets taken out by the freak in the black mask, he's all like, "I'm so sad. I really loved that guy."

wtf?

re: D J Chark, ASH vs Pineville

Posted by Sgt_Hulka on 10/19/13 at 1:54 pm to
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I went to Pinevill brah. Just seems like every time we play ASH there's one big penalty that swings momentum.


You sound like a fair and impartial judge there.

Pineville NEVER gets home field advantage calls when the game is on your side if the river. Am I rite?

Welcome to LA high school football.
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the crew came out saying that the movie is bs and everyone hated Phillips and he was the one that allowed them to be captured


No -- only PART of the crew is saying this. The same part of the crew that filed a lawsuit almost immediately after the incident. The debate has been a 4 year court battle with two very differing opinions/sides. Again, not all of the crew is saying the same thing.

Captain Phillips was interviewed and said himself that the movie takes certain liberties here and there -- but for the most part, it is accurate. He said the most inaccurate thing was the intensity of the situation -- the movie does a great job but really doesn't come close to the intensity in real life.

Sorry -- no link to his interview. I can't remember what TV show I saw it on.

As for the movie -- I enjoyed it. Great story, great acting. Who gives a shite if some of the people involved are suing the shipping company because they feel they are entitled to lots of money because they got boarded by pirates.
Is it just how the pic looks on my phone... Or did the two dudes on the left piss their pants?
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i saw enough of this a-hole on saturday thanks to CBS. please no more


let me start with... I do NOT know this guy, I am not related to this guy, and I am definitely NOT that guy.

BUT, he is at EVERY LSU home game and stays until the very end. He cheers as loud as anyone... sure, he dances like MC Hammer with an extra chromosome. But, in general really tries to fire up the student section.

Why so much hate for this guy? He's just having fun at the game. He is exactly what all of those shitty threads on the Rant are claiming the student section "used to be like". I'm sure he knows more about the difference between the Dougie and the Cupid Shuffle than he does a 3-4 and 4-3 defense... but hell, at least he's out there enjoying the game till the end.

Anyway, that's my two cents.
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I am not trying be holier than thou


sooo... you're not trying to be this guy guy?

re: Captain Phillps looks badass

Posted by Sgt_Hulka on 10/13/13 at 6:05 pm to
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quote: The commercials almost look like they're trying to make you feel sorry for the kidnappers

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it will certainly take this stance


I saw it last night. There was nothing in the movie which tried to get you to feel sorry for the pirates.

If you want to see an action flick... This isn't it. If you want to see a gripping story with fantastic acting, go see this movie. Truthfully, I could have waited to see this at home. That said, it goes on my list " of movies that I will always stop to watch when I'm looking for something to do and see this movie is on TV".
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Funny story, I used to intern in the sports dept at the ABC station in Houston. We were covering a Katy high school game and one of the chain gang guys starts bitching that we're too close eventhough we weren't anywhere near him and threatened to have us thrown out. So we moved a little arther back.

Later in the game that chain guy was running to set the chains, tripped over them and ate shite on the sideline. The camera just happened to be rolling so we led the sportscast with him eating shite, showed a highlight of him eating shite, then closed the sportscast with him eating shite on a repeated loop.



That *is* a funny story. needs a gif.
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Watching the replay, I don't see how the ump could call him safe. Is there another angle from above showing no contact with the glove?


All of this debate on the tag... not one mention of how beautiful of a play that was by Beltran. That video is a perfect example of the outfielder setting up to make a throw and executing it perfectly.

And, Ellis' elbow did hit the wrist band of the catcher's mitt. Not easy to see with the angle of video, but a tag was made.

re: Best strike 3 call ever

Posted by Sgt_Hulka on 10/11/13 at 3:13 pm to
That is glorious.
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Wish we had a video / gif of this.


can't find Beasley... but this one seems topical.



ETA: and... here's crappy quality video. That's some weak punches. Too bad, this thread actually had me interested in the NBA for a few minutes.
Beasley's weak punches

re: Hootie Jones' actions indicate LSU

Posted by Sgt_Hulka on 10/10/13 at 10:53 pm to
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Finally a sensible poster


Hmmmm... not a fan of BadgerPete, are you?
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Change it to "I don't know dick about how to ________ or ___________, but LSU is doing it wrong."

And that pretty much sums up the Tiger Rant.


This thread just got truth.