re: Worst OB fishing experiences?

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My bad fishing stories are just sitting for hours without getting bites and stuff like that

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No shite, elderly masturbation and suicides were not what I expected when I clicked on this thread

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When I was about 12 years old I was fishing with my buddy Wayne at the park over by Greenwood in Baker. We were catching some fish too. An old guy walks up and asks if we had caught anything. Showed him our haul and he chats a few. He walks down about 150 feet away, hauls his dick out and beats it like it owes him money. He was between us and the road out so I couldn't flee accordingly. /story. I fricking win the shite fishing thread. It's a true story

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sunk a boat downriver from the camp with about 8 people on board on my 24th or 25th birthday

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What is the story on this?

he was probably a pedo and wanted to rape u

I've forgotten the plug once, also launched and forgot to leave it strapped, had to swim in very cold water both times

It wasn't that bad, but I was on the beach side and they had storms coming from the east and west and I was dead center of the island. I think winds were sustained at 40 gusting to 55.

in my experience the storms that come from the north east are the worst. The day this happened we heard tons of calls to the CG. The next week they had a story about a 25 ft cuddy cabin (maybe 28ft) that was turned around by a 10 ft wave on their way back in. They quartered a 200 ft work boat to make it back in.

Hit somethign submerged in the rigolets with a charter captain. Going a solid 40+ MPH and damn near came to a dead stop. Luckily no one was hurt, but we all got real scared a couple minutes after it happened and the bilge pump kicked on!

Bilge was able to keep up with hole in boat and were able to troll to a nearby camp and load up the boat.

FLW Kingfish tourney out of Coco marina '06 or '07, it happened to fall on same weekend at GITR so I was setting up to be bad anyway. Lock keys in truck, go to jimmy lock break the deal inside door. But we get on fish. Friday we run out and a mean storm blows up, boats hailing CG around fourchon, some went down. Anyway we get to our spot and immediately begin to catch fish and as the weather continues to deteriorate we decide to kill one. Stick the fish and drop it on deck and toss Doc a tampon to stop up hole. I turn around to get another line out and he goes to whack it with mallet to subdue it and it jumps up and hits him. All the skin on top of middle finger from hand to nail is shredded, the two adjacent in slightly better shape. Blood everywhere I paint it with a few bottles of dermabond and get the bleeding stopped. He insists on fishing so the old guy who drives us, is now helping me on back deck. Take a wave to the side he slips catches cleat with forearm. All his says is "Oh shite, we'll never get this stopped"! I turn and it looks like he's got his hand over a hose of blood. I ask if he's on Coumadin he replies yes and then rattles off 4 or 5 more meds. Long story short, I got one lashed off to t-top, the other wrapped up in bag. I get on stage and guy looks at me covered in blood and says "man looks like you guys had an awesome day, tell me about it". I got two people that need medical attention but they insist I weigh this fish and don't put that fish with the rest going to the food bank, that's human blood on me and the fish. Guy just slowly backs away from me and says I hope you have a better day tomorrow.

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arpon Rodeo last year comes to mind. That was a hell of a storm that came through that Friday afternoon.

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I was in that shite coming from 4 bayous to Sand dollar. One of the worst storms I have ever been in. Only time I have propped a boat(boat came out the water and motor screamed). When we finally made it to Sand Dollar there was 5 ft rollers inside the damn marina

Was on Teledo Bend when the space shuttle blew up. The fish was biting but green jeans made us leave