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Posted on 6/26/13 at 1:26 pm to sloopy
there really isn't much to it. me and a couple of buddies were going to put in at his camp and drink some beer and basically just bullshite with our lines in the water. one of our mutual acquaintances rolls up in his bigger boat with his very pregnant lady friend and invites us to just go with them. we oblige and have to go to a different launch to get in the water. i don't know if his plug was fricked up or what but we got about a mile down the river from the camp and stopped to swim/piss. get back on the boat and realize there's a good deal of water coming in. we push the boat to the sandbar and turn it on its side to drain a little off. we got about halfway back to the ramp and have to stop again to try and put it on its side. this time there's a lot more water in it so it's heavy as shite. one of my buddies refricks up his back trying to get it out. we took a bucket and got out as much as we could then hauled arse back taking on water the entire time. got back in time for me to shower and call my parents and tell them what to order for me at the restaurant. walked in a couple of minutes before our order came out.
it was part of the best birthday i ever had, no sarcasm. that was day 3 of what ended up being a 3 day celebration and even a little boat trouble won't change my mind on that.
it was part of the best birthday i ever had, no sarcasm. that was day 3 of what ended up being a 3 day celebration and even a little boat trouble won't change my mind on that.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 1:52 pm to Flair Chops
I was surf fishing and found myself surrounded by a school of
human poo poo and tp. Somebudy must have dumped the shitter off a boat nearby.
go ahead, lets hear the jokes about trouser trout, or brown trout.
human poo poo and tp. Somebudy must have dumped the shitter off a boat nearby.
go ahead, lets hear the jokes about trouser trout, or brown trout.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 1:59 pm to HeadBusta4LSU
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I was in that shite coming from 4 bayous to Sand dollar. One of the worst storms I have ever been in. Only time I have propped a boat(boat came out the water and motor screamed). When we finally made it to Sand Dollar there was 5 ft rollers inside the damn marina
It was pretty freaking miserable.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 2:32 pm to 34venture
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was in that shite coming from 4 bayous to Sand dollar. One of the worst storms I have ever been in.
I got some film footage of us running in from the banks in that shite last year. I had my sinuses irrigated by force multiple times on that trip. Didn't have a buger for a week.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 3:18 pm to Broke
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Just go ahead and acknowledge that nobody has a more fricked up story than that. God I hate myself for even telling that story.
I was 13 and was camping with my family in South Carolina. I hiked around a huge campground lake to the wooded side to fish off the bank. It was about two miles around this lake and I had gone at least a half mile. While I'm fishing alone this tall, heavy, 30ish dude walks up and asks if I want to make some money. He was sweating profusely and lugging rods, a tackle box and bucket of fish; so I wrongly guessed that he wanted me to help him carry some stuff back to the campground. Me - "Sure man, what do you want me to do?" Him - "Let me give you a BJ."
He was on the trail between me and the campground, so I threw a stick at him and ran the other way. (I left a cane pole, stringer of perch and a box of worms on the bank.) He gave chase, but I had been training for cross country and outran him easily. Luckily the trail went all the way around back to the camp. I never slowed down til I got near our campsite.
It gets worse. Afraid to tell my folks what happened, they said go take a shower before dinner. While drying off after showering at the community bathhouse, in walks the perv. I ducked behind the shower door hoping he didn't see me. He opened every toilet stall door and shut them but never came to the side with the showers and then left the building.
I did not go fishing the next morning and dad never asked about that cane pole.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 4:02 pm to dat yat
What I thought was my worst fishing outing is nothing compared to some of these. I'd feel like a pussy for posting mine.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 4:13 pm to CoastieGM
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I'd feel like a pussy for posting mine.
For real though. I'm all up in this thread like
and pedo files errwhere
Posted on 6/26/13 at 4:27 pm to dat yat
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Me - "Sure man, what do you want me to do?" Him - "Let me give you a BJ."
WUT
A solid contender for first.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 4:31 pm to AboveGroundPool
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I've forgotten the plug
I've done this, too, but the worst two things I've ever forgotten:
1 The boat keys, and I didn't realize it until the boat was launched at Bienvenue.
2 The whole canoe, on what was supposed to be a paddling trip out of Magnolia Canal. Realized it in the Belle Chase Tunnel.
Forgetfulness is a disease.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 4:36 pm to Topwater Trout
....ok not really, but I did accidentally sink 2 barbs of a treble hook into my buddies cheek. We were both fishing off of opposite sides of the stern. He's quite lucky to still have his right eye.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 4:47 pm to dat yat
Got caught in a 10 inch rain on the buffalo river, sank canoe and almost drowned. we had to be rescued by park rangers. also sank a boat running lines in late February in an oxbow in Natchitoches, no life jackets, dark as hell and my buddy weighed about 300 lbs and wasn't a very good swimmer. We each held on to a handle of the ice chest after dumping the beer and I swam/pulled us back to shore. the beginning of hypothermia was setting in. the swim was about 300 yards. actually thought I might not make it once or twice.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 4:53 pm to jorconalx
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after dumping the beer
You win. My life has never been in enough danger to sacrifice alcohol.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 4:55 pm to dat yat
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You win. My life has never been in enough danger to sacrifice alcohol
Posted on 6/26/13 at 4:56 pm to dat yat
Posted on 6/26/13 at 5:01 pm to jorconalx
Involved wasps, snakes, an extremely drunk friend and the use of a boat and truck in which consent to use wasn't very clear.
Whole thing was a disaster. Top if off, the drunk bastard didn't think anything was wrong with tossing beer cans into the bayou.
Whole thing was a disaster. Top if off, the drunk bastard didn't think anything was wrong with tossing beer cans into the bayou.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 5:05 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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consent to use wasn't very clear
it wasn't a 'fishing trip' but i was involved with temporarily relocating an unclaimed paddle boat when i was 16
Posted on 6/26/13 at 5:08 pm to Flair Chops
By wasn't very clear, I mean drunk friend took his father in laws rig without his FIL knowing, and cops were called.
It was also about 103 that day, and I puked on my ex mother in laws white carpet. Been about 25 years and that day stands out above most.
It was also about 103 that day, and I puked on my ex mother in laws white carpet. Been about 25 years and that day stands out above most.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 5:12 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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I puked on my ex mother in laws white carpet
Posted on 6/26/13 at 5:17 pm to Capt ST
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I had my sinuses irrigated by force multiple times on that trip. Didn't have a buger for a week.
Natures netti pot
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