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Post your favorite Blazing Saddles lines...
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:27 pm
What are you favorite lines from Blazing Saddles. 
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Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:28 pm to Muahahaha
Up yours ****!
This post was edited on 1/11/10 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:29 pm to Muahahaha
someones got to go back and get a shitload of dimes"
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:29 pm to Muahahaha
This could get ugly...
"What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?"
"Y'all are dancin around like a bunch of Kansas City fagg*ts."
"We can't risk losing a horse. Just send a couple nigg8rs."
"Dock that chink a days pay for sleepin on the job"
"What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?"
"Y'all are dancin around like a bunch of Kansas City fagg*ts."
"We can't risk losing a horse. Just send a couple nigg8rs."
"Dock that chink a days pay for sleepin on the job"
This post was edited on 1/11/10 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:29 pm to Cosmo
You have rape here twice.
Ya, I like rape
Ya, I like rape
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:32 pm to Muahahaha
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the shite out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the shite out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:37 pm to LoneStarTiger
"The Sheriff is a Ni (Bong!)"
"What did he say?"
"The Sheriff is a nearer."
"No God Dangit, the Sheriff is a Ni (Bong!)"
"What did he say?"
"The Sheriff is a nearer."
"No God Dangit, the Sheriff is a Ni (Bong!)"
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:38 pm to Muahahaha
The Sheriff is a (bbboooooonnnnggggggg)
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:40 pm to Muahahaha
We'll take the n****** and the ch****, but we don't want the Irish.
Baby please, I am not from Havana.
Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Where da white women at?
Baby please, I am not from Havana.
Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Where da white women at?
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:42 pm to glassman
"Look at this hand"
"Steady as a rock"
"Yeah but the other one is my shooting hand"
"Steady as a rock"
"Yeah but the other one is my shooting hand"
This post was edited on 1/11/10 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:55 pm to Muahahaha
Where the white women at?
As the chairman of the Welcoming Committee, it is my privilege to extend a laurel, and hearty handshake to our new . . . n*****.
As the chairman of the Welcoming Committee, it is my privilege to extend a laurel, and hearty handshake to our new . . . n*****.
This post was edited on 1/11/10 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:55 pm to Muahahaha
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:56 pm to OMLandshark
Why he is a villain, as he is in the Klan costume:
"I stampeded cattle.."
"That's not much of a crime"
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky.. Sign here."
Best Bart line...
"Hey, where the white women at?"
or
"Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch."
"I stampeded cattle.."
"That's not much of a crime"
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky.. Sign here."
Best Bart line...
"Hey, where the white women at?"
or
"Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch."
Posted on 1/11/10 at 2:57 pm to SirRohantheDefender
quote:
"We can't risk losing a horse. Just send a couple nigg8rs."
Winner
Posted on 1/11/10 at 3:03 pm to Muahahaha
Posted on 1/11/10 at 3:06 pm to Muahahaha
Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.
Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly Woman: Up yours, n*****.
Bart: Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Jim: Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw...
Bart: [quickly] Well, let's play chess.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you, Hedy, thank you
Hedley Lamarr: It's not *Hedy*, it's *Hedley*. Hedley Lamarr.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*.
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. You say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you *say* that, Governor.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.
Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly Woman: Up yours, n*****.
Bart: Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Jim: Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw...
Bart: [quickly] Well, let's play chess.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you, Hedy, thank you
Hedley Lamarr: It's not *Hedy*, it's *Hedley*. Hedley Lamarr.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*.
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. You say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you *say* that, Governor.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Posted on 1/11/10 at 3:09 pm to Muahahaha
"Where the white women at?"
and
"Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled."
and
"Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled."
Posted on 1/11/10 at 3:34 pm to jojothetireguy
"Don't shoot him, you will just make him angry."
Posted on 1/11/10 at 3:35 pm to jojothetireguy
Sig line
Posted on 1/11/10 at 3:35 pm to jojothetireguy
"Little bastard shot me in the arse!!!"
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