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Who would you rather be married to?
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:32 am
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:32 am
A. A girl who is overweight and objectively unattractive (but not HORRIBLE looking) who loves you and wants to bang whenever you’re down. Endless BJs.
B. An OT 8.5 who is fine af and lets you bang every couple of weeks, but is obviously not interested and does the bare minimum in the sac to keep you from leaving. 1-2 boring BJs per year.
Downvote and don’t reply if you’re a douche.
B. An OT 8.5 who is fine af and lets you bang every couple of weeks, but is obviously not interested and does the bare minimum in the sac to keep you from leaving. 1-2 boring BJs per year.
Downvote and don’t reply if you’re a douche.
This post was edited on 4/25/26 at 11:37 am
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Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:36 am to PenguinNinja
Are you 16?
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:41 am to PenguinNinja
Which one owns a golf course or 5,000 acres of prime whitetail land?
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:41 am to Marco Esquandolas
Yes sure. I’m 16.
Answer the question for me since I’m 16 and don’t know the answer.
Answer the question for me since I’m 16 and don’t know the answer.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:47 am to PenguinNinja
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married
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wants to bang whenever you’re down. Endless BJs.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:47 am to PenguinNinja
Trick question. Looks fade and time gets us all. Marry the one who is a genuinely good person and not a narcissist.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:48 am to PenguinNinja
Choice 1: Hold out for option C
If I’m on an island and there’s no other women available? I go with option A but more information about personality and compatibility needed.
If I’m on an island and there’s no other women available? I go with option A but more information about personality and compatibility needed.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:51 am to atxfan
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Looks fade and time gets us all.
Right so how bad does it get if you start out with the uggo?
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:52 am to PenguinNinja
Jimmy Soul addressed this issue in 1962:
Even more true today.
Even more true today.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:54 am to PenguinNinja
If you marry a fat person they aren't magically going to get healthier with age
Posted on 4/25/26 at 12:01 pm to PenguinNinja
Honestly, neither.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 12:05 pm to PenguinNinja
Option B
26 times a year ain’t that bad, plus she’s hot. Just gonna have to feed the geese a little more often. If I wanted to bang a fat ugly chick who throws that good neck around I’d just return your mother’s calls.
26 times a year ain’t that bad, plus she’s hot. Just gonna have to feed the geese a little more often. If I wanted to bang a fat ugly chick who throws that good neck around I’d just return your mother’s calls.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 12:08 pm to PenguinNinja
For A… how overweight? Like 5’5 and 145? Or like 185? Thick is ok
Posted on 4/25/26 at 12:10 pm to Unobtanium
quote:
Jimmy Soul addressed this issue in 1962:
But she can cook ...
Posted on 4/25/26 at 12:10 pm to PenguinNinja
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B. An OT 8.5 who is fine af and lets you bang every couple of weeks, but is obviously not interested and does the bare minimum in the sac to keep you from leaving. 1-2 boring BJs per year.
This all day. Keeps the side piece motivated to maintain her standards.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 12:12 pm to PenguinNinja
If you are going to start a post about your daughters, you might as well post pics of them.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 12:23 pm to PenguinNinja
A, all day every day.
Someone who loves you, puts up with you, and actually adds value to your life with acts of service and affection, is worth far more than any frigid cutie can ever be.
One will help you make a life, and when you are old and grey and wrinkled, still stick with you.
Beauty is a quickly depreciating asset.
Love and loyalty is a compounding one.
Women can lose weight, dye their hair, wear makeup.
You can fix ugly on the outside.
You can't fix ugly on the inside.
Someone who loves you, puts up with you, and actually adds value to your life with acts of service and affection, is worth far more than any frigid cutie can ever be.
One will help you make a life, and when you are old and grey and wrinkled, still stick with you.
Beauty is a quickly depreciating asset.
Love and loyalty is a compounding one.
Women can lose weight, dye their hair, wear makeup.
You can fix ugly on the outside.
You can't fix ugly on the inside.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 12:53 pm to PenguinNinja
Seems like you can keep A regardless of who you choose.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 12:55 pm to PenguinNinja
Reality of life for most of us men is the worst things from both A and B.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:06 pm to Gifman
quote:this is overweight? Well, shite, maybe I shouldn’t have eaten 3 Hubig’s pies for breakfast
how overweight? Like 5’5 and 145?
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