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Sorry. Iran war ends in murder/suicide.

Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:50 am
Posted by RiverCityTider
Jacksonville, Florida
Member since Oct 2008
6793 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:50 am
Iran commits suicide and murder's the world's economy.

The United States is enforcing a naval blockade on Iran. American warships are stopping Iranian oil tankers from leaving port or moving through the Strait of Hormuz. Because of this blockade, Iran is almost completely unable to export its oil.

Iran produces about 3.1 million barrels of oil every day. It uses roughly 2 million barrels inside the country. That leaves roughly 1.1 million barrels per day that normally gets sold abroad. With the blockade in place, those extra barrels have nowhere to go. They are being stored in tanks on land and in floating tankers offshore. Those tanks are filling up fast. In the next 4 to 8 weeks, Iran will run out of storage space.

What happens when the tanks are full?

Iran will be forced to shut down a large part of its oil production. It has no choice — there is literally nowhere left to put the extra oil.

Shutting down wells is not like turning off a faucet. In Iran’s old oil fields, stopping production causes permanent underground damage: Water rushes into the rock and traps oil so it can never be pumped out again. Thick waxy stuff clog the underground formations. Pressure drops and never fully recovers.

The result: Iran would permanently lose 500,000 barrels per day of future production. That is16% of everything it produces today. In plain money terms, that is a permanent loss of $15 billion per year — forever. For a country that depends on oil for two-thirds of its government budget, this is devastating. It would guarantee a long, deep, generational economic depression inside Iran.

Sounds Good, right?

No. Because they won't surrender.
They will take out as much of the Persian Gulf oil fields as possible.

That means worldwide recession.
It means 6 or 7 bucks a gallon.

AND, when we leave, they still control the straight.

Really what it means is

We lose our influence with the Arabs forever. Why? Because we cannot guarantee a secure straight.

We lose the petro dollar.

We lose the midterms and the election.

The democrats pack the court and grant statehood to Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia.

All because we started a war that is unwinnable.

Back in the 60s, there was a bombing campaign called "Rolling Thunder", designed to make North Vietnam quit. We dropped more bombs on them than all the bombs dropped in WW2. They never quit.

In ww2, we leveled Germany and Japan. Their people never revolted.

Here we go again.
Posted by BarnHater
Member since May 2015
8714 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:51 am to
Yawn. Trump won and has resolved our issues in the ME. Deal with it cuck.
Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
2446 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:51 am to
It'll be fine man, trust Trump
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:53 am to
lol ??
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
46426 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:53 am to
You’re a very up person irl, I bet.
Posted by RiverCityTider
Jacksonville, Florida
Member since Oct 2008
6793 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:53 am to
Sure. Short the market.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38341 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:55 am to
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RiverCityRetard


Fify.
Posted by FrontlineTiger
Member since Aug 2024
871 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:55 am to
Quick!!! Dig a hole, everybody jump in
Posted by subMOA
Komatipoort
Member since Jan 2010
2017 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:56 am to
Did you have AI write that for you?
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61710 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:56 am to
How are they ruining the worlds economies?
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
15751 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:57 am to
Were you crying when you typed this out
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
67908 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:58 am to
The concern is if we ramp up the bombing, especially on infrastructure, Iran will take it out on their neighbors. There is a reason the markets are so volatile right now.
Posted by RiverCityTider
Jacksonville, Florida
Member since Oct 2008
6793 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 9:59 am to
Prediction. There will be no deal this week or the terms will be shockingly bad for America.

I have studied this. In detail. I 'm not happy about it. This will not be good for me either.

I am a patriot, not a denocrat.
This post was edited on 4/19/26 at 10:01 am
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38341 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 10:00 am to
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Did you have AI write that for you?


The AI dashes make it a 99% certainty.
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
6472 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 10:01 am to
Have you let Trump know? I feel it’s important that he knows what’s really going to happen, and since apparently know more than he does I think you need to tell him asap!
Posted by demtigers73
Member since Aug 2014
6033 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 10:04 am to
Iranian deputy foreign minister Saeed Khatibzadeh explicitly stated that Iran will not hand over its enriched uranium to the United States, directly contradicting earlier claims by Donald Trump.

There won’t ever be any deal. You can’t deal with these fanatics
Posted by RiverCityTider
Jacksonville, Florida
Member since Oct 2008
6793 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 10:04 am to
He knows all this. He bought BB's prediction that the regime would fall -- even through Vance and even Rubio knew it was bull shite.
This post was edited on 4/19/26 at 10:08 am
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
157296 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 10:04 am to
Thanks for the uplifting Sunday morning message.

Geesh.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
91108 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 10:05 am to
I’ll keep supporting Donald Trump just to be on the opposite side of this shite than people like you.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38341 posts
Posted on 4/19/26 at 10:05 am to
quote:

regime would fall -- even through Vance and even Rubio knew it was bull shite.


Awww you tried to make the AI dash and didn’t do it right.
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