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Yo Mamma So Fat..............
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:01 am
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:01 am
Happy Friday!
She got her own zip code.
She need a boomerang to put her belt on!
She got her own zip code.
She need a boomerang to put her belt on!
This post was edited on 4/17/26 at 11:02 am
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Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:04 am to brsa
Her nickname be...
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:05 am to brsa
She steps on a scale and it reads, "to be continued."
She steps on a scale and it reads, "one at a time, please."
She steps on a scale and it reads, "one at a time, please."
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:06 am to brsa
Yo mama’s so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she’s known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:09 am to brsa
She irons her clothes in the driveway.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:11 am to brsa
She wore a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:15 am to Bayouboogaloocrew
When she walked in my front door, she broke my back window
This post was edited on 4/17/26 at 11:16 am
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:24 am to brsa
When she cuts herself, that’s not blood, it’s red gravy.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:29 am to brsa
Yo momma is so fat the only reason yo daddy married her is because he got stuck to her gravitational pull.
Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers.
Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:30 am to brsa
Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:32 am to brsa
Yomama so poor she gotta go to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:32 am to brsa
Your momma so fat, when she wore high heels she struck oil
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:34 am to brsa
Your mama so fat that her belt size is equator and her dress size is planet.
This post was edited on 4/17/26 at 11:35 am
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:34 am to brsa
...the wigs on here think she has a nice arse.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:36 am to brsa
Yo momma so fat, when she looks at a restaurant menu
she says "OK"
she says "OK"
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:37 am to brsa
Yo momma so fat, after sex she smokes turkey.
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:39 am to brsa
...when she wears her Malcolm X shirt, helicopters try to land on her...
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:47 am to brsa
Yo Mamma so fat...
She's a serious risk for congestive heart failure
She's a serious risk for congestive heart failure
Posted on 4/17/26 at 11:49 am to fr33manator
When she dances, even the band skips!
Posted on 4/17/26 at 12:02 pm to ShrevetownTiger
..we took her to the beach to sell shade
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