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Scotty Scheffler catching strays from Ryanair.

Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:25 am
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
44303 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:25 am


Damn, that’s harsh.
This post was edited on 4/14/26 at 11:27 am
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69952 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:26 am to
how much is he worth? i would trade my hair line for his net worth and career.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74385 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:27 am to
He won’t ever pitch or fly on Ryanair, no big deal.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
138900 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:27 am to
I don't think they have to worry about him flying on their airline.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2142 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:27 am to
The frick is turkey flight supposed to even mean there?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91460 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:27 am to
Sammy Martin of golf?
Posted by phil good
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1694 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:29 am to
quote:

The frick is turkey flight supposed to even mean there?


A lot of men go to turkey for hair transplants.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42300 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:29 am to
I bet they would never have said that about a woman's appearance, or someone who wasn't a white male.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91460 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:30 am to
quote:

I bet they would never have said that about a woman's appearance, or someone who wasn't a white male.


yep
Posted by Ostrich
Alexandria, VA
Member since Nov 2011
10295 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:31 am to
Pretty trash post for no reason for one of the classiest guys in sports right now
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30247 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Scotty Scheffler catching strays from Ryanair


That wasn't a stray, that was a professional assassin with Scotty in the crosshairs.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5579 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:45 am to
quote:

how much is he worth?


About 130 million and he gets to play golf every day. Sign me up for the shitty hairline
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12469 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:50 am to
quote:

A lot of men go to turkey for hair transplants.


What do they specialize in?

Transplanting hair from your chest, back, legs, arms, pubes, or arse on your head.

Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5579 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Transplanting hair from your chest, back, legs, arms, pubes,


Well that’s one way to get a Jew Fro
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67998 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:52 am to
RyanAir is the Spirit of Europe. Anything for attention
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
41903 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 11:52 am to
Scottie's wife. He's doing okay.

Posted by Tiger4life306
Member since Apr 2016
765 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 12:01 pm to
Courtney’s original post may be questionable (not all that serious imo) but the Ryanair post is a pretty solid subtle troll.

If you’re under 30, going bald and have a 8-9 figure net worth… bald jokes are fair game imo.
Getting a hair transplant for Scheffler would cost the equivalent of the average Joe spending $10 dollars
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96470 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 12:02 pm to
Wonder how fugly this Courtney chick is throwing out insults
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13354 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

If you’re under 30, going bald and have a 8-9 figure net worth… bald jokes are fair game imo.
Getting a hair transplant for Scheffler would cost the equivalent of the average Joe spending $10 dollars


Or, he could realize it doesn't matter at all. He's the best golfer in the world and has a wife that seems pretty awesome. I had his hairline at 25. It was a tough pill to swallow at the time, but 14 years later, it's not a big deal at all. I wouldn't fly to Turkey to do the transplant if it only cost me $10.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
40893 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 12:25 pm to
Damn some of you baws are tilted over a couple of x jokes. Scottie will be ok.
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