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re: Scotty Scheffler catching strays from Ryanair.

Posted on 4/14/26 at 2:00 pm to
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27462 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 2:00 pm to
should have started Minoxidil as soon as the hair started falling...
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87240 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 2:02 pm to
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Turns out the Courtney count is a bammer - figures.



She's a hanger-on to the dude who does the coach/waterbed schtick

the epitome of a "pick me" girl
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 4/14/26 at 2:30 pm to
GOAT Nike ad


Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
2144 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 3:38 pm to
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sitting on a fur swing while his plastic wife drones on about what clothes she is going to wear to her bachelorette party.


you had me at "fur swing"
Posted by B2 Bomber
Member since Sep 2016
353 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 4:12 pm to
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I bet they would never have said that about a woman's appearance, or someone who wasn't a white male.


First time hearing about Ryanair? They literally take shots at everyone… it’s kind of their whole brand. They’ve mocked politicians, celebrities, their own customers, and just about any public figure having a bad day.
Posted by Art Vandelay
LOUISIANA
Member since Sep 2005
11504 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 4:18 pm to
Call Spieth and find out who did his. I think his looks pretty good. Didn’t try to reclaim all his hair at once.
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
3641 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 5:18 pm to
A lot of these golfers look older than they are because they get so much sun. Everybody likes to look tan, but it’s hard on your skin.
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Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17724 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 6:24 pm to
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First time hearing about Ryanair? They literally take shots at everyone… it’s kind of their whole brand. They’ve mocked politicians, celebrities, their own customers, and just about any public figure having a bad day.

Exactly. I respect how they lean into it. And most of their insults are pretty clever.

Some of their best work is done when they dunk on soccer teams and players.

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Posted by hondo
Member since Oct 2006
1360 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 6:45 pm to
Scotty is a great guy. Spectacular role model for our youth as he puts family first.
Leave him the F alone and be glad we have him as an American.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
36896 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 6:48 pm to
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Scotty Scheffler catching strays from Ryanair.


I'm pretty sure this is not the correct use of the term "catching strays". My understanding of the term is when someone or something that is not the target of the insult gets caught up in it. This is very clearly directed right at Scottie.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
36896 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 6:51 pm to
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It just made me appreciate Scottie going for the normal (still extremely cute) girl over the "model" that will have him taking pictures of her the entire time they are on vacation.


Brooks met her on instagram, so I'm sure both knew what they were getting out of this.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
3850 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 7:08 pm to
That chryon in the pic.

Hang the banner?
Posted by Floyd Dawg
Silver Creek, GA
Member since Jul 2018
5213 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 7:12 pm to
The simple truth is that his hairline issues exist because he is paid a shite ton of cash to constantly wear a baseball cap. Tiger looked similar at that age, as well as myself (although I didn't get paid near what they did to wear my Titleist cap).
Posted by JoeyP239
Member since Nov 2025
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Posted on 4/14/26 at 7:15 pm to
If they have a lot of flights to Turkey this is good marketing
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
2064 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 7:18 pm to
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Well when you wear a hat every single day that shite happens


If that were accurate, then every MLB player should be bald by 30?
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
3641 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:01 pm to
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The simple truth is that his hairline issues exist because he is paid a shite ton of cash to constantly wear a baseball cap. Tiger looked similar at that age, as well as myself (although I didn't get paid near what they did to wear my Titleist cap).


Nah it’s genetics. Did you see Cam Young’s incredible hair?
Posted by AA77
Member since Jan 2016
3852 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 9:46 pm to
Istanbul is the hair transplant capital of the world.
Posted by SimonSlick
Member since Oct 2007
3887 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 10:02 pm to
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He probably can’t get one. I doubt you are supposed to wear hats after that. He basically has to wear a hat at this point.


Nah. You can wear one after 10 days. Take it from someone who went to Istanbul for a hair transplant
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
Member since Apr 2017
4148 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 10:28 pm to
Yeah that’s a pretty racist and sexist comment. If you’re going to hold everybody to a standard then they should be roasted for this. Might as well start a campaign to get people to cancel their Ryan air flights.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84580 posts
Posted on 4/14/26 at 10:32 pm to
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His wife looks super cute and natural a


You can tell she has a twat that’s clean shaven and tastes like skittles
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