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Is Trump a Greater Healer than Jesus Christ?
Posted on 4/14/26 at 9:36 am
Posted on 4/14/26 at 9:36 am
Are people so busy being offended that they're unable to see this objectively? As a tribute to JC, or any Red Crosser, to be portrayed with Trump as a healer?
How many millions did Trump heal because of Operation Warp Speed and his many promotions of vaccines? Trump is the self-proclaimed "father of the vaccine". How many millions of Americans has he healed psychologically? How many millions of Venezuelans, Iranians, Afghans will have the chance to be healed because of Trump's heroics?
If you still feel offended after contemplating all these healing heroics, ask yourself these questions.
Who is more of an alpha? Jesus abandoned his leadership role after being crucified. Would Trump ghost his people like that?
Who is more of an exemplar of family values? Trump has been married three times, and brings his kids to work. According to the historical record, Jesus didn't even get married or have kids.
Who is a better businessman? Trump built a massive tower, casinos, hotels, golf courses, even a university, and only had a tiny silver spoon to start with. Did Jesus even build anything notable as a carpenter?
Who is the better public speaker? Trump has the best words. Jesus spoke in riddles, and was so ambiguous that people still disagree about what his words meant. Because of this, most of the counties around his homeland are majority Muslim, and conflicts rage on. It's an absolute mess for Trump to deal with.
How many millions did Trump heal because of Operation Warp Speed and his many promotions of vaccines? Trump is the self-proclaimed "father of the vaccine". How many millions of Americans has he healed psychologically? How many millions of Venezuelans, Iranians, Afghans will have the chance to be healed because of Trump's heroics?
If you still feel offended after contemplating all these healing heroics, ask yourself these questions.
Who is more of an alpha? Jesus abandoned his leadership role after being crucified. Would Trump ghost his people like that?
Who is more of an exemplar of family values? Trump has been married three times, and brings his kids to work. According to the historical record, Jesus didn't even get married or have kids.
Who is a better businessman? Trump built a massive tower, casinos, hotels, golf courses, even a university, and only had a tiny silver spoon to start with. Did Jesus even build anything notable as a carpenter?
Who is the better public speaker? Trump has the best words. Jesus spoke in riddles, and was so ambiguous that people still disagree about what his words meant. Because of this, most of the counties around his homeland are majority Muslim, and conflicts rage on. It's an absolute mess for Trump to deal with.
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Posted on 4/14/26 at 9:39 am to inadaze
You're a day late and a dollar short, fig
Posted on 4/14/26 at 9:39 am to inadaze
"what Biden really meant was...."
"What Trump really meant was....."
"What Trump really meant was....."
Posted on 4/14/26 at 9:41 am to inadaze
quote:
Did Jesus even build anything notable as a carpenter?
I thought he was a fisherman.
Posted on 4/14/26 at 9:42 am to inadaze
quote:
Is Trump a Greater Healer than Jesus Christ?
You fell for the troll hard.
Posted on 4/14/26 at 12:46 pm to StrongOffer
Are you talking about Trump's homosexual protests in regard to President Pena?
What does that have to do with his greatness as a healer?
What does that have to do with his greatness as a healer?
Posted on 4/14/26 at 12:49 pm to inadaze
quote:
Mark 16:17-18 (KJV) states: "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover"
It is not blasphemous. Jesus said that any true believer is able to lay his hands on the sick and cure them. As I said yesterday, thousands of people have been reported to have been able to lay hands on people and cure them. Right down to this very day. Jesus is far from the only one.
Maybe if the AI image had Donald Trump with long hair and a beard people might be able to say he was depicting himself as Jesus, but that is Donald Trump as he looks today.
This post was edited on 4/14/26 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 4/14/26 at 12:57 pm to inadaze
Can't stop trolling, can you?
Posted on 4/14/26 at 1:00 pm to inadaze
Amazing satire. Almost had me fooled.
Posted on 4/14/26 at 1:01 pm to inadaze
I've been having back pain lately.
Maybe I should ask Trump to heal it.
Maybe I should ask Trump to heal it.
Posted on 4/14/26 at 1:05 pm to inadaze
Keep on enjoying being gaslit like a sheep.
Do what they tell you.
It’s sad to be in such a need for male leadership that you’ll say and do anything to please them.
Do what they tell you.
It’s sad to be in such a need for male leadership that you’ll say and do anything to please them.
Posted on 4/14/26 at 1:06 pm to Patato Salad
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Amazing satire. Almost had me fooled.
Nah... he's an idgit.
Posted on 4/14/26 at 1:16 pm to inadaze
just go away
Posted on 4/14/26 at 1:20 pm to AlterEd
quote:
It is not blasphemous. Jesus said that any true believer is able to lay his hands on the sick and cure them.
So Trump is a true believer? Would you bet your life on that?
Posted on 4/14/26 at 1:24 pm to AlterEd
quote:
It is not blasphemous. Jesus said that any true believer is able to lay his hands on the sick and cure them. As I said yesterday, thousands of people have been reported to have been able to lay hands on people and cure them. Right down to this very day. Jesus is far from the only one.
So you've donated to Benny Hinn, right?
Posted on 4/14/26 at 1:27 pm to inadaze
Posted on 4/14/26 at 1:39 pm to wackatimesthree
quote:
So you've donated to Benny Hinn, right?
Of course not.
You do realize that in the East there are multiple disciplines of practice that are thousands of years old that teach people to heal with touch, right?
Acupuncture, acupressure, reiki, qi gong.
As I said, Jesus wasn't even close to the only person reported to be able to do this and he even says that any true believer is able to do this.
This post was edited on 4/14/26 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 4/14/26 at 1:42 pm to theballguy
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You fell for the troll hard.
What was the troll?
Please explain to me what the troll was because I really haven’t gotten an explanation from MAGA on who was supposed to be trolled (other than the pope) and why there wasnt friendly fire.
Posted on 4/14/26 at 1:50 pm to The1TrueTiger
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So Trump is a true believer?
Do you think that all of the reiki and qi gong masters who can do this are true believers? I mean, yeah, they are, but they don't follow Jesus.
Apparently it is an ability we all possess. But it is something requires discipline and meditation.
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