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I'm 40 and I want to build a blanket fort in the closet

Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:11 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29730 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:11 pm
Hear me out.

We have black out shades and curtains in the master bedroom. Solid doors with a seal on the bottom. No windows in the bathroom. And then a solid door to my closet.

I feel like I could get the best night sleep in there.

Alas... Being an adult means the wife won't support this endeavor.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178335 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:15 pm to
She let me make a teepee in your bed!




:rimshot:
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
171692 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:17 pm to
Dudes rock
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
90865 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:17 pm to
My last gf(of 9 years) would have been excited about this idea

Every once in a while back a ways we’d put a mattress in the living room and turn it into a fort of sorts with the couch.

Our roommate would join us(another female you assholes )
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
121872 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:18 pm to
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Our roommate would join us(another female you assholes


Did she.. you know..
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
54787 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:18 pm to
You are having difficulty falling asleep because you are staying up too late.

Go to bed early and read a boring book like something written by James Fenimore Cooper. You'll get sleepy and fall asleep quickly.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17767 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

the wife won't support this endeavor.

Are you sure? Or just wait until the hits perimenopause and you’ll definitely get a yes.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35247 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:21 pm to
i slept in a walk-in closet for most of law school exam seasons. I'm a night owl worker when it's stuff on which i really need to focus. pitch-dark isolation chamber is the only answer for sleeping in.

it's also a primordial instinct to want to sleep in a cave.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
90865 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:24 pm to
lol, nah.

She was/is REALLY comfortable with close friends. Playfulness nudity as stuff like that was constant. But she does not sleep around. I’ve known her for well over 10 years and in that time she slept with 2 people. 1 her now husband.

Awesome chick and just a good friend.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134414 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:25 pm to
I've always wanted a hidden door to a secret room
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7404 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

Being an adult means the wife won't support this endeavor.
I build forts all the time. Just say it’s for the kid.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
90865 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:28 pm to
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i slept in a walk-in closet for most of law school exam seasons. I'm a night owl worker when it's stuff on which i really need to focus. pitch-dark isolation chamber is the only answer for sleeping in. it's also a primordial instinct to want to sleep in a cave.
Dude, for about 2 years when I was young I slept on the ground in a tiny hallways connecting my room and my bathroom.

My parents thought I was absolutely insane but I loved it. shite just felt right.

Also slept with a baseball hat if for a couple years. That’s odd I have to admit.

And when I say young, these were probably close to early teenage years I might have some issues.
This post was edited on 4/9/26 at 9:05 am
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Member since Sep 2025
2919 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

She was/is REALLY comfortable with close friends. Playfulness nudity as stuff like that was constant.


Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Georgia
Member since Nov 2011
4265 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:45 pm to
You want a bag of dicks i. There with you too?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156275 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:45 pm to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72189 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:46 pm to
It'll be all fun and games until that brown recluse bites yo arse.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
195932 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:49 pm to
And then you'll come out of the closet
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6716 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

My last gf(of 9 years) would have been excited about this idea
quote:

Our roommate would join us(another female you assholes
quote:

ReauxlTide222

why do I feel like you’re describing your sisters?
This post was edited on 4/8/26 at 11:09 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60095 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:58 pm to
quote:

Being an adult means the wife won't support this endeavor.
of course it’s her fault
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4472 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 12:00 am to
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It'll be all fun and games until that brown recluse bites yo arse.


Had an uncle who lost a thumb because a brown recluse bit him while he was getting something out of his closet.
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