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I'm 40 and I want to build a blanket fort in the closet
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:11 pm
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:11 pm
Hear me out.
We have black out shades and curtains in the master bedroom. Solid doors with a seal on the bottom. No windows in the bathroom. And then a solid door to my closet.
I feel like I could get the best night sleep in there.
Alas... Being an adult means the wife won't support this endeavor.
We have black out shades and curtains in the master bedroom. Solid doors with a seal on the bottom. No windows in the bathroom. And then a solid door to my closet.
I feel like I could get the best night sleep in there.
Alas... Being an adult means the wife won't support this endeavor.
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:15 pm to X123F45
She let me make a teepee in your bed!
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:17 pm to X123F45
My last gf(of 9 years) would have been excited about this idea
Every once in a while back a ways we’d put a mattress in the living room and turn it into a fort of sorts with the couch.
Our roommate would join us(another female you assholes
)
Every once in a while back a ways we’d put a mattress in the living room and turn it into a fort of sorts with the couch.
Our roommate would join us(another female you assholes
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:18 pm to ReauxlTide222
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Our roommate would join us(another female you assholes
Did she.. you know..
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:18 pm to X123F45
You are having difficulty falling asleep because you are staying up too late.
Go to bed early and read a boring book like something written by James Fenimore Cooper. You'll get sleepy and fall asleep quickly.
Go to bed early and read a boring book like something written by James Fenimore Cooper. You'll get sleepy and fall asleep quickly.
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:19 pm to X123F45
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the wife won't support this endeavor.
Are you sure? Or just wait until the hits perimenopause and you’ll definitely get a yes.
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:21 pm to X123F45
i slept in a walk-in closet for most of law school exam seasons. I'm a night owl worker when it's stuff on which i really need to focus. pitch-dark isolation chamber is the only answer for sleeping in.
it's also a primordial instinct to want to sleep in a cave.
it's also a primordial instinct to want to sleep in a cave.
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:24 pm to OweO
lol, nah.
She was/is REALLY comfortable with close friends. Playfulness nudity as stuff like that was constant. But she does not sleep around. I’ve known her for well over 10 years and in that time she slept with 2 people. 1 her now husband.
Awesome chick and just a good friend.
She was/is REALLY comfortable with close friends. Playfulness nudity as stuff like that was constant. But she does not sleep around. I’ve known her for well over 10 years and in that time she slept with 2 people. 1 her now husband.
Awesome chick and just a good friend.
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:25 pm to X123F45
I've always wanted a hidden door to a secret room
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:25 pm to X123F45
quote:I build forts all the time. Just say it’s for the kid.
Being an adult means the wife won't support this endeavor.
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:28 pm to McLemore
quote:Dude, for about 2 years when I was young I slept on the ground in a tiny hallways connecting my room and my bathroom.
i slept in a walk-in closet for most of law school exam seasons. I'm a night owl worker when it's stuff on which i really need to focus. pitch-dark isolation chamber is the only answer for sleeping in. it's also a primordial instinct to want to sleep in a cave.
My parents thought I was absolutely insane but I loved it. shite just felt right.
Also slept with a baseball hat if for a couple years. That’s odd I have to admit.
And when I say young, these were probably close to early teenage years
This post was edited on 4/9/26 at 9:05 am
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:34 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:
She was/is REALLY comfortable with close friends. Playfulness nudity as stuff like that was constant.

Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:45 pm to X123F45
You want a bag of dicks i. There with you too?
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:46 pm to X123F45
It'll be all fun and games until that brown recluse bites yo arse.
Posted on 4/8/26 at 10:49 pm to X123F45
And then you'll come out of the closet
Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:08 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:
My last gf(of 9 years) would have been excited about this idea
quote:
Our roommate would join us(another female you assholes
quote:
ReauxlTide222
why do I feel like you’re describing your sisters?
This post was edited on 4/8/26 at 11:09 pm
Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:58 pm to X123F45
quote:of course it’s her fault
Being an adult means the wife won't support this endeavor.
Posted on 4/9/26 at 12:00 am to shutterspeed
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It'll be all fun and games until that brown recluse bites yo arse.
Had an uncle who lost a thumb because a brown recluse bit him while he was getting something out of his closet.
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