What’s up with the Covington smearer?

Sounds like it was a smear campaign from the start


DAMMIT too slow

He was, in fact, not queer.

They plaster pictures of a smearer all over the place, but nobody can take a decent UFO pic.

I was down at the federal courthouse one day for a meeting. When I left that afternoon around 5 there was a ton of media out front due to a high profile corruption trial that was ongoing. That evening at 6:05 my phone started blowing up.

Apparently one of the local news channels had mistaken me for the defendant and ran the story along with video of me walking out of the building. My buddies were loving it.

I called down to the news station to tell them to quit running that video and they were highly apologetic. I guess the damage to reputation thing is real.

The Covington Police department's going to have some shite on their hands after this debacle.

They say that very rarely are criminals caught the first time they break the law.

I’d guess this is probably the perp’s turd offense.

Weekly staff meeting on Thursday morning … guess I'll just throw some shite and see what sticks to the wall ; ).

Poor police work. The story says they don't have a number 2 suspect.