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Vance thinks aliens are actually demons

Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:31 pm
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:31 pm

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JD Vance Tells Me That UFOs are DEMONS:

“I Think They’re DEMONS”

“I don’t think they’re aliens. There are weird things out there that are very difficult to explain.”

The Vice President tells me he’s going to AREA 51 with his Top Secret Security Clearance to FIND OUT.

“I think that celestial beings who fly around to do weird things to people. I think that the desire to describe everything celestial, as otherworldly, to describe it as aliens…”

“When I hear about extra natural phenomenon, that's where I go to: The Christian understanding that there's a lot of good out there, but there's also evil out there. I think that one of the devil's great tricks is to convince people he never existed.”

JD Vance tells me he’s “obsessed” with UFOs and he WILL BE Investigating Area 51 and New Mexico and Hangar 18 in Ohio.

Vance promises UFO Disclosure.

Huh, imagine that

If only that idea had made its way here before now
Posted by aubie101
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:32 pm to
So do I….
Posted by imjustafatkid
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:33 pm to
That's a pretty reasonable viewpoint. Actually, as we discover more of space, and discover there are less and less viable planets for life, this viewpoint becomes more and more reasonable every day.
Posted by Jtomka
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:33 pm to
They ARE demons.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:34 pm to
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So do I….


*raises hand
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:36 pm to
Wonder when the book of Enoch will start being talked about
Posted by Pelican fan99
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:37 pm to
He’s right
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:38 pm to
Signs got it right
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:39 pm to
Why would one notion of this really be seen as more wacky than another?

If "aliens" do exist somehow amongst us, they certainly would have to do so outside our current understanding of physical science?
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:40 pm to
A lot of people do. The priest that does a lot of exorcists and went on the Shawn Ryan show says sometimes while doing an exorcist the demon will present themselves as a grey or some other form of alien.
Posted by LSUbest
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

JD Vance Tells Me That UFOs are DEMONS:

“I Think They’re DEMONS”

quote:

JD Vance Tells Me That UFOs are DEMONS:

“I Think They’re DEMONS”



And they sometimes wear white when they go to the SOTU address.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:42 pm to
Tucker said the same thing but we hate him now so he's wrong
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:44 pm to
He said his clearance is tippy top

The very last Vance sentence was for SFP.


Posted by Canon951
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:45 pm to
I agree with him.
Posted by Canon951
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:49 pm to
I also believe in the pre tribulation rapture of the church and have heard it speculated/taught that those left behind will possibly blame the disappearance of so many people on "aliens". It's interesting to me how alien life is suddenly such a big deal. That's just one theory depending on what you believe about end times eschatology. I don't know that I 100% agree with that viewpoint, but I do find it interesting.
Posted by ole man
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:51 pm to
He’s not the only one that thinks that
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:52 pm to
No exorcist said demons show as grey or whatever alien.

Not saying aliens aren't evil but this isnt so.

Link it.
Posted by the808bass
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:53 pm to
Samesies.
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

No exorcist said demons show as grey or whatever alien.

Not saying aliens aren't evil but this isnt so.

Link it.


Look up father Chad Ripperger from March 5th Shawn Ryan podcast. He says it within the first hour of the show, from a case he had where the demon presented himself in the form of an alien.
This post was edited on 3/27/26 at 3:57 pm
Posted by Azkiger
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

That's a pretty reasonable viewpoint. Actually, as we discover more of space, and discover there are less and less viable planets for life, this viewpoint becomes more and more reasonable every day.


More space/more planets means discovering more planets that could support life by definition.

And its actually a dumb take. About as dumb as the native believing the white folk were demons wielding magic.

Religion/religious beliefs always hide in gaps of knowledge.
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