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My dad's 3 unpardonable sins (sure to get whupped)
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:38 am
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:38 am
1. Thou Shalt not adjust the thermostat even by one degree. Corollary, the punishment is worse if he catches you breathing on it to get the AC to come on in the summer. 
2. Thou Shalt not slam thy car door. Retribution was instant should this occur.
3. Thou Shalt Not kick or knee the back of dad's car seat As a dad now, i empathize with just how quickly this can turn me from a mild-mannered dad into a raging lunatic.
I have more but those always stood out .
2. Thou Shalt not slam thy car door. Retribution was instant should this occur.
3. Thou Shalt Not kick or knee the back of dad's car seat
As a dad now, i empathize with just how quickly this can turn me from a mild-mannered dad into a raging lunatic. I have more but those always stood out .
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Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:40 am to CAD703X
My dad had me convinced we would all die an instant and fiery death if any light of any sort was turned on at any point at any level of brightness in the back of the car at night.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:40 am to CAD703X
Thou shall not leave the refrigerator door open.
Thou shall not leave the lights or tv on in rooms with no people in them.
Thou shall not leave the lights or tv on in rooms with no people in them.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:43 am to CAD703X
Thou shalt not leave shoes on the floor where he could trip on them.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:44 am to CAD703X
Thou Shalt not post every dumb thought on tigerdroppings
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:45 am to CAD703X
It varied as to how much mine had to drink, especially whiskey. There were times just being in the same room with him could be problematic
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:45 am to CAD703X
My dad actually installed one of the those boxes around the thermostat so we wouldn't adjust it.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:46 am to SLUrebel
Thou shall not leave Legos on the floor where they could be stepped on.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:51 am to CAD703X
Quit letting the bought air out, close the door.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:52 am to CAD703X
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Thou Shalt not adjust the thermostat even by one degree
The one thing I have control of in the house....
I remember that brutal August we had a few years ago, my wife kept turning the thermostat down thinking it would make it colder in the house. I had to explain to her how a thermostat works...
This post was edited on 3/26/26 at 9:52 am
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:52 am to CAD703X
Thou shalt do as I say, not as I do.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:53 am to CAD703X
My dads was not responding quickly when he called for you.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:53 am to Tarpon08
quote:
Thou shalt do as I say, not as I do.
This here.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:54 am to CAD703X
Wait till they start lying to your face about where they’ve been and who they were with
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:54 am to CAD703X
Rule 14c:
Thy teen son shall not come home at 3AM drunk if you have a 11PM curfew as the door will be locked* and judgement time starts when you ring the doorbell,
*unless you decide to sleep it off in the shed again.
Thy teen son shall not come home at 3AM drunk if you have a 11PM curfew as the door will be locked* and judgement time starts when you ring the doorbell,
*unless you decide to sleep it off in the shed again.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:57 am to CAD703X
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3. Thou Shalt Not kick or knee the back of dad's car seat As a dad now, i empathize with just how quickly this can turn me from a mild-mannered dad into a raging lunatic.
Of the three, this is the one that will actually make me aggravated.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 9:59 am to madamsquirrel
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Thou shall not leave the lights or tv on in rooms with no people in them.
I get this one. My wife will get aggravated if I turn the light off in a room that she plans on being in within the next 4 hours. Drives me crazy, it's not difficult to turn the freakin' light on yourself.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:04 am to Loup
I leave all the lights in the house on and it makes my husband crazy.
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:09 am to CAD703X
"If you use Dad's car for a date on Saturday night, you must clean the inside of the backseat's windows to remove bare footprints before it's time to go to church Sunday morning."
Posted on 3/26/26 at 10:10 am to CAD703X
1. Thou shall not drag your feet. "Pick your damn feet up!"
2. Thou shall never not bass fish all day even if you're not catching fish in the 100 degree heat.
2. Thou shall never not bass fish all day even if you're not catching fish in the 100 degree heat.
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