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Have we talked about Alyssa Zinger?

Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:43 pm
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6164 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:43 pm
NOT a teacher - just a random woman catfishing young teens online.



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According to prosecutors, Alyssa Ann Zinger allegedly created a fake online identity to gain the trust of a young victim. Once inside that social circle, investigators say the situation expanded…eventually involving five minors between the ages of 12 and 15.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
744 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:45 pm to
Great way to appreciate life is short.

Alyssa’s parents must be proud.
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
1154 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:53 pm to
Not guilty
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6164 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:56 pm to
It’s really wild. Chick is attractive enough to get just about any man she wants and is looking for puberty teens.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26559 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 7:59 pm to
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between the ages of 12 and 15.


Wtf, she's a legit pedophile.
This post was edited on 3/18/26 at 8:00 pm
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156157 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 8:13 pm to
Is this another one of those bullshite AI stories created for clicks and likes?
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27727 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 8:23 pm to
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Chick is attractive enough to get just about any man she wants and is looking for puberty teens.

that's the part i really couldn't understand....

this chick is legit hot, and could have had any guy in any age range, except for the one she is NOT supposed to... yet here we are...

that being said... would
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27727 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

Is this another one of those bullshite AI stories created for clicks and likes?

no, it's legit... happened about a year or so ago... this is old news
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27400 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 8:24 pm to
quote:


Is this another one of those bullshite AI stories created for clicks and likes?
It's real:

LINK
Posted by Zzyzx
Member since Nov 2018
2596 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 8:24 pm to
She’s real. Someone posted about her here recently, I thought she was a teacher but she’s not.

I did just find this. Pretty hilarious. Her dad is saying his daughter is the victim and calls her retarded.

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Alyssa Ann Zinger’s father, Josh Zinger, described her as coming from a “good Christian home.” The 25-year-old reportedly grew up in the suburbs of Tampa, where she struggled for years with significant mental health challenges. Zinger stated his daughter has been diagnosed with a range of disorders, including ADHD, ADD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, Tourette’s syndrome, and anorexia, according to FOX News


None of those are mental disabilities that would make you frick a kid…

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He also stated that she has limited intellect, saying she once received an intelligence quotient score of 72, well below the standard average of 100. On that basis, he argued that the legal system has mischaracterized the case entirely. “She’s defective — mentally defective. And do you know what that means under the law? If somebody is mentally defective and has sex with somebody, no matter their age, it’s illegal to have sex with a mentally defective person,” Zinger said. “In all actuality, she is the victim.


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FOX News reported that Alyssa Zinger’s father blames the boy involved in her original arrest, whom he referred to as “the little bastard,” accusing him of exploiting his daughter’s mental instability and taking her virginity



Sure Jan
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91055 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

Chick is attractive enough to get just about any man she wants


you baws really have some low standards on here
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16201 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 8:33 pm to
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taking her virginity


How many times?
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8479 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 8:36 pm to
Crazy eyes, multiple mental health diagnoses, and an IQ of 72?

Wow. This ought to be interesting.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37427 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 8:36 pm to
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Alyssa’s parents must be proud


I assumed that she didn't have a father in her life but that excuse turned out to be nonsense
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4387 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 8:41 pm to
She is so hot and what a perfect body. Would marry.
Posted by Jaydeaux
Covington
Member since May 2005
19613 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 8:43 pm to
They want control
Posted by JoeyP239
Member since Nov 2025
669 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 9:23 pm to
I’d have 100% let her babysit me. Lucky bastards
Posted by Lush
Nola
Member since Jul 2023
1237 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178014 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:10 pm to
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eventually involving five minors between the ages of 12 and 15.


Here’s my id

Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
39977 posts
Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:13 pm to
Pedos know pedos
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