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How long were you in the hospital with your newborn?

Posted on 3/17/26 at 7:57 pm
Posted by AZTiger7072
Tucson
Member since Oct 2011
2829 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 7:57 pm
Wife and I are expecting our first any time. Due yesterday. But waiting for the action.

How long from arriving at the hospital to departure can we expect??
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50062 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 7:59 pm to
One night nowadays, unless mom or baby require further evaluation.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50062 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:00 pm to
Pro tip: tell your wife and the nurses when it’s all over how much your back hurts from standing and watching the delivery and sleeping on that sofa. That goes over really well with all those in the room.

Don’t ask me how I know.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
156286 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:00 pm to
don't let the idea that it might not even be your child take over your mind
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11608 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:01 pm to
2.5 days. Arrived in labor around 2:00a on a Thursday. Uncomplicated delivery at 3:00p. Discharged Saturday afternoon.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
156286 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

2.5 days. Arrived in labor around 2:00a on a Thursday. Uncomplicated delivery at 3:00p. Discharged Saturday afternoon.
this thread isn't for women

just men who were inconvenienced
Posted by Art_Vandelay
Member since Nov 2019
222 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:05 pm to
1st kid 2 nights. 2nd 1 night
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
15137 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:05 pm to
Also 2.5 days from cutting the cord. It depends on when the kid is born (0100 vs 1130, etc.) Put the hospital address in DoorDash now.

For your sanity, do NOT allow a bunch of visitors. They can come visit you after you get home. Your wife will appreciate you for it. One or two, fine.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11608 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:06 pm to
I tried to leave out pronouns so people could assume it was from a guy. I think I messed up by giving specifics
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
61194 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

But waiting for the action.



Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50062 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

tried to leave out pronouns so people could assume it was from a guy. I think I messed up by giving specifics

fricking women always talking too much
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74134 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

How long from arriving at the hospital to departure can we expect??
Spending one or two nights there with an uncomplicated delivery.

I always planned for a bit longer as one never knows.

Congrats & good luck.

Probably the right opportunity to turn this thread into a circumcision debate now-

(The password is “ANTEATER”.)
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7227 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:09 pm to
2.5 days on average.

No visitors. It's exhausting, feel like your hosting but you're in some shite hospital room. Our third was during COVID and we had no visitors allowed. It was a fantastic day or 2 for me and my wife we took naps together with the baby, watched TV, ordered take out. Felt like vacation.
Posted by 32footsteps
Member since Oct 2017
586 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:10 pm to
8 days.

Low blood sugar required a stay in the NICU. She was 9 pounds, 11 ounces when she was born. The doctor in charge was a stickler that she had to surpass her birth weight by 50% before she could be released. The doctor was applying metrics for a preemie to my full term kid. When that doctor’s rotation overseeing the NICU the next one was befuddled as to why we weren’t sent home sooner. In reality it would’ve been about 3 days if we didn’t have a stickler as that doc was on that preemie birthweight thing.
Posted by lsumailman61
Gulf Shores
Member since Oct 2006
7955 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:11 pm to
2 nights with one small complication to be signed off on which added about 10 hours because it was a Saturday. Days of the week are dependent. Nurses told us the Doctors are in no hurry on the weekends. Most are on call and dealing with their own kids.
Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
856 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:11 pm to
Shoulda asked her what shes cookin for dinner that night
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55925 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:14 pm to
Latest grandbaby was born on Sunday (mom admitted Saturday) and went home Tuesday
Posted by Wildcat98USA
Member since Nov 2023
483 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:16 pm to
Wife worked at the hospital we delivered at - we got hooked up with the best private room. Full bed for me.

First one went to the NiCu, 3 days. My brother and cousins brought some wings and beer the day of discharge - had two tv’s on separate CFB games.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
19707 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:16 pm to
In SC they keep new first time moms like 2 days- don’t wanna send anyone home unprepared. Make you watch a lot of videos on safe to sleep, car seats and don’t shake the baby.
Posted by tigergal918
Member since Feb 2022
445 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 8:17 pm to
I had two c-sections…four nights/five days with each.
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